"Are you tired of manual work? The kitchen has been dirty for a week and your husband won't stop getting on your ass to clean it? Do you just want to sit back and relax? Well, I have the solution for you.
Hi, my name is Karl Hesinberg Winters, and I'm here to present to you, *Child labor*
Child labor is the improved version of normal labor, but you don't have to lift a finger.
Everything in your household will be done within hours.
Doing laundry! Look how well it's folded.
washing dishes! glistens like new
Vacuuming your pool! I could swim in that for hours. "
Rose whispering "Papa, can I go now? Daddy is making me grilled cheese and I'm hungry. "
"Shhhh, Roseberry, not now. We have to finish this. "
"Oh, ok"
"The best part is that it's absolutely free and very low maintenance. You only have to feed them once a week and water them every 3 days.
Call this number below for your first order, or head down to your local orphanage and give them this code below. Don't worry about their families; they have none.
They come in all different shapes and sizes, so it's easy to find the one best suited for you.
*Child labor*
They'll do all the work, so you don't have to. "
Ethan from another room. Karl, if you're trying to sell our daughter again, so help me. I'm selling you to Martha down the street!"
"NO! NOT HER! She was staring at me from the closet the last time I saw her.I didn't even know she got in. "
"Exactly. Let Rose eat her lunch and leave her alone."
"Yes, dear.
*whispering* child labor. Get your child for free. "
"KARL!"
"I GOT IT. I got it. Moldy Prick. ack-"
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Winterberg Brain Rot
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