"Do you have shelves that are too high for you to reach? Want to get on your roof but don't have a ladder? Boy, do I have the answer for you.
Hi, my name is Karl Heisenberg, and I present to you, Tall Ass Bitch! "
"Why you li-"
"A tall ass bitch can reach any height. Shelves. Roofs. Ceilings
You name it. Just climb on her shoulders and reach any height!
With an added bonus, she comes with giant ass mommy milkers and fluffy cake to suit your tired needs. A long day of work will become worthwhile when you rest your head on these babies. "
"Ugh, you slimy sewer rat"
"And for an extra charge, she has claws for those times you can't find your fucken scissors. Sharp and pointy. "
"Soon, these scissors will slice you like paper."
"Get your tall ass bitch today when you call the number below.
Tall ass Bitch. Useful in every way. Ack-"
"You little parasite. I warned you. "
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Winterberg Brain Rot
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