Soggy beginnings~😏[weetabix x cheerios x shreddies x reader]

oh- weetabix~🥵

'AGHGHHGHHHHH! WHAT?!' You scream 'YOU WANT ME TO-' 'the weetabix interrupts your question, 'Yes yes, but first before you completely devour me, I wanna have some fun!' You swallow hard and think to yourself 'it wants me to- to- mhmmmm~' your thought about the weetabix was quickly stopped by the weetabix pole dancing. Whilst you were having a horny fantasy about the weetabix, it had crafted a pole out of you spoon and taped it to the box it came from. 'WHAT ON EARTH-' You yell, shocked. 'This is- is too hot for me.' You say to the weetabix. 'Well, that's not my problem! Now, are you gonna take a bite or make me nice and moist?' The weetabix asked. 'Can't I do both?' You ask, licking your lips. 'Now you're talking, go ahead, I'm all yours.' As the weetabix finished it's sentence, it launched itself towards you, it hits you and falls down your shirt. There is crunchy bikini wearing weetabix down your shirt, this is the horniest you've even been. 'C'mon, I'm already down your shirt, lemme explore more!' The weetabix yells 'it's hot under here, make it hotter!' You let it fall down your trousers. It drops out of the leg. 'Grrr! Why would you do that!?' It yells, it's landing on the floor sent crusty weetabix pieces flying everywhere. You get on the floor next to it, lick up what fell off of it. The weetabix puts itself closer to your face,y ou and the weetabix are then suddenly making out. This was all happening so fast, your mind was spinning, but the taste of weetabix felt so good. You wanted more. The weetabix crawls into your shirt again, but this time it crawls all over you. The weetabix and you had a very fun day. By the end the weetabix was soaking wet with. . . .milk. . . .and you were exhausted. 'Hey s3xy. . . .' You and the weetabix were now laying on the table, the weetabix was now whispering into your ear 'I think we should search the cupboard for more cereal to join us. . .'