You loved the idea of more cereal exploring you too much, although you weren't sure if you wanted to give up this quality time with the weetabix just yet. 'So, what do ya say?' The weetabix said, this piece of cereal had seduced you enough now, you thought, it was time to get more s3xy cereal involved. 'Are you ready to get more wet? Or do you wanna play with me for a little longer?' The weetabix said, smirking at you. You sighed, and said 'alright, fine. You're pretty soggy though, are you sure you can take more?' 'Just shut up and open the cupboard! Or am I gonna have to shut you up?' The weetabix replied, smirking yet again. You stood still, staring at the weetabix, who still had it's hot pink bikini on, unlike you. You wore close to nothing. It was gonna be nothing when the other cereal get involved. 'What the actual f*ck are you waiting for?' The weetabix said impatiently. 'N- n- nothing, nothing at all', you said, opening the cupboard. 'So, what are we thinking? Who do you think will give us a good time? Fruit loops? Frosties? Shreddies? Cookie crisp? Coco pops? Reeses puffs? Lucky charms? Cheerios? Curiously cinnamon? Golden nuggets? Rice krispies? Weetos? Crunchy nut? Special k? Corn flakes?' 'Oooh, that's a hard one! I've f*cked them all you see, and they're all really, really good. Shreddies by far though!' The weetabix said, looking very horny. 'God, you're a wh0re! You f*cked all my cereal?!' You said, shook. 'YES!' The weetabix moaned. 'I f*cked all off them soooo many times! So don't act like you don't want to too! I know you do, so why don't you just pour them all out on the floor and get to work!' 'Now that's in idea, but, I want to experience them all individually first! Shreddies it is!' You said grabbing the box and pouring the shreddies on the table.
'Oh, I've done them on a table before, this is gonna be fun!' The weetabix said.
'Aright!' You said. The shreddies started rising up. 'Are we breakfast?' One said. 'No', you replied 'I'm not pouring milk on you this time!' You screamed, you were so horny, the shreddies were right there all you had to do was jump on that table. 'YESSSSS!' The shreddies all screamed 'COME TO US!!!!' They screamed in unison. You jumped on the table as the weetabix made its way up the leg of it. There were shreddies everywhere, this was gonna get messy.
The weetabix made it to you, and you got even more horny. This was so much fun already and it'd only been two hours since you and the cereal started to familiarize yourselves with each other.
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Soggy beginnings~😏[weetabix x cheerios x shreddies x reader]
Random[THIS IS SATIRE. I doubt anyone apart from people I know will actually see this but. . . .] ⚠️WARNING: This story contains smutty talking cereal. Y/N is just a regular human being who likes cereal. A lot. Possibly too much. Their favourite being we...