Shon the demon dweller swordcatfish (bc he pissed me off)

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shylock stared into Antonio's fasinating blue orbs 

as his hair blond flowed in the wind 

'h-h-h-h--h-h--hey uhm A-a-a-a-a--antonio bby?'

 Antonio turned his apple shaped head 360 degrees

 'what is it my dear?'

 'i-i-i-i-im not goo-o-o-o-d enouff for u :((, i-i-i-i-i-i think-k-k-k we should break up my emo bby'

 shylock mumberled

 'WHATTTT NOOOOOOOOOOO' shrieked Anothiono 

shylock runs out the room and leaves

 he then proceeds to hide himself in a treeand cried


 -the next day- 


 shylock woke up and his eyes were red and puffy and red and red and red and very red

 he built himslef a bunker in the tree 

'i have to wrok today' he thought

 as he fell and crashed onto the floor bc he is emo 

i mean depressed 

as he got dressed up for work, he remembered that he didnt have food 

so he went fishing


 fishing sounds*

 plob plob polb


 unfortunately he couldnt fine anything

 BUT SUDDENTELY 

DUH DHU DUHHH

 he was pulled into the water 

by a massive catfish 

'A-aA-A-a-A-aA-AA-A-A-a uwu' he barked scardely

 'i-i-im soo afraid pls help me antonio bby gurrl' 

then


 the miracle he wished for actualy happneded 

antonio held his hand to prvent him from being eaten by catshin

 (the catfish's name is gonna b Shon bc i felt like it) 

 'SHON WHAT R U DOING DONT EAT MY BF' antonio barked loudly like an alpha male 

shon quiclky let go of shydick 

shydock fell on top of antonio 

and their lips collided (idfk how kissing works, i play genshin ok?)

 as they made out w each otehr passionly

 antonio said 'u r good enough for me, u deserve everything'

 they then made up and headed back to their house 

'we still dont-t-t-t have any food' said shylock

 antonio replied 'its okay, lets just eat Shon'

 'a-a--a-ah youre right my sweet bby'

 they hugged and kissed as they enjoyed their tasty dish 


 -the end-

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