on this amazing day of um day
antion awoke in a panic
anthonio
bcuz his sweet baby daddy alpha wasn't next to him
he had gone to eat yuno
"sigh" he signed
another day another caniibal
he had just recently found out that his baby is a canibal
although the had no issues w this
he ate their child on accident this one time cuz he thought it looked like a girafe
"awe my shylock is such a clustz uwwwwu"
he thought to himself
anyways
he like got up and stuff
and then he went to shit
he shat a huge one too
"BARK BARK BABY COMR HERE IM SO PROUF OF MY HUGE SHIT"
"it looks just like your beautiful almond green shade of hairl
"
he said at upmost lovingly
to shylock
whom felt so flattered by his amazing use of simile
"hehe" shylock said in shyness
"i think t-t-t-that your eyes look like blue dish soap..."
he mumbeled shylock
shyly oops
and at that moment
anthonio felt so much love that he decided to fuck shylock on the toilet
it was
so
fucking
romantic
(the end of this chapter)
(heh sorry guys if this was a lil short i've been rlly busy jerking off silently in my room to a clip of josh hutcherson fucking brad pitt lol)
(um xoxo gossip girls
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