From strangers to lovers

hold on my mom is yelling at me

on a great sunday morning

antonio woke up energized

but suddenly, he realized he was on a tree

"GASP" he gasped

"rawr what's going on he roared'

i'll turn your ass upside down and shove you face up your ass

and that's when he realized

his house has been blowned away by the winter snow

and then when he saw his bbg shyclock

he started to recite a poem only the greatest poemer could come up with

"you are the love of my life

hotter than a hot knife

hotter than koreas number nine

i wish you were mine

nothing could ever keep us apart

thy seems unveiling thy crown of der verutelong

thy thou shall awa is a dumbass espèce de conasse w négative bitches and negative ass he has no hairline bro is a walking L or more like a walking mop w no life no ass fucking crtusy dusty musty no pussy ass monte crusty ass bitch thy shall uh perish oh great heavens

"

as shylock cried in pain from hearing his lover blurt such beautiful words

antonio fell from the tree

BANG

the sound of his skull hitting the rock hard (likemydickhard) ground

there he was

lying on the ground like a marionette, tossed out in a corner

"W-WHAAAAAAAA" wailed shylock painfully

—69 years later—

THAG CONCLUDES THIS CHAPTER