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From strangers to lovers

Romance

Merchant of Venice Shylock x Antonio fanfiction omg bby gurl yas

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childe gets krissed and shytonio eats tree

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-the next day-

'im preganted!' Shylock said enthousiasstically

'omg congrats my babagrill' exclaimed (idk if thats a word) Anthonia

'whos the father?' then asked the 5'1 alpha male w god complex

'i--i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-ts-s-s-s-ss-s uu-u-u-u-u-u-u- my lo-o-o-o-o-o-oo-ve' shycock answered

'UH OH I FORGOT' Anthonio suddenly realized and went to poo poo

(i cant take this seriously skull emoji)

and then

um and then

a tree fell on Shylock and the clump of cells in his vagina

(thsi is so weird i cant-)

(wtf am i doing with my life)

'o-o-oo-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-h n-n-n-o0o0oo0o i am being crushed by a huge aa-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s tree, Anthonio hel-l-l-l-l-lp my alpha bbygurl' shylock creamed in panic

oh shit i mean screamed

Anthonio head him from the bathroom and came to his rescue

'NO MY SWEET BABY POTATO BAG BALL SACK BABY PREGANTE THINGY BOYFRIEND' he yelled

(um i actually dont know how to spell pregante)

(but ik its not like that)

pregente

pregante

pregnante

pgrenant

Anthonio, who just graduated elementary school, thought the huge ass tree was attacking his beloved boyfriend

um so he punched and kicked that tree out of um rage (i think?)

forgetting that his booyfrind thingy was under it

he continued to wrestle the tree

and then um HE FELL IN LOVE

WITH THE TREE

he krissed the tree lovingly

shylock was left crying

and uh

-the next day-

anthonio was getting married to the tree

the tree's real name was hugeasstree

and uh

the priest said um the vows (???)

so uh

'HUGEASStree senpai, will u take Antwerkio as ur husband?'

'yes' replied hugeasstree

'Anthonio senpai, will you take hugeasstree as ur husband?'

'yes' he reliped

replied

BUT THEN

somebody from the crowed um protested the wedding (idfk how weddings work im bitchless)

it was shyhugeasscock

TURNS OUT

the childe was actually not Anthonio's but Hugeasstree's

's-s-ss--s-ss-s-s-s-s-top this wedding' he yelled

-to be continued in the next chapter-