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Happy Pride Month🌈 I'm a proud fellow Pansexual💖💛💙Y/M/F/N=Your male friend name
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Sal:
You and Sal were out having dinner at one of your favourite restaurants. A waitress comes over ready to collect your order. You were too memorised by her beauty that Sal had to order for you. Pretty sure he got the order wrong.
As soon as she leaves Sal braces himself as he asks, "what was that?"
"What was what?" You pretend like nothing happened.
"That. You were blushing"
"I was not" you giggle taking a sip of your drink.
"You so were!" He exclaims.
"Okay fine. I may be into girls just as much as I'm into guys, but trust me you're the only one I want" you admit now smiling at Sal. He exchanges the smile proudly, "and I'm okay with that"
Q:
You were laying down on your bed doing random quizzes while Q showers.
"What's your sexuality? Okay..." you click on the link. You answer the survey honestly, and when it came to an end your results came as pansexual.
Pansexual. Doesn't mean you're into pans and pots. Almost the same as bisexuality, pansexuality defines as the attraction of a person regardless of their gender.
"Huh..." you let out, "what's up?" Q appears out of nowhere drying his long hair.
"Apparently I'm pansexual" you show him your phone. He leans over reading the page, "you sure?"
"I mean I've always knew I wasn't straight, I've always been into women along with others..." you take your phone back.
"Okay, sounds good to me" he shrugs.
Joe:
Although you and Joe have been dating for awhile now, you somehow never found him sexually attractive. You don't think you've ever find anyone sexually attractive. It's just society hyping up sex that convinces people that they should like it.
It's been months since you both last done it, and you were okay with it. In saying that you still love getting intimate with Joe, it makes him happy.
"Joe?" You ask as soon as you hear the front door open.
"Yeah, hey" he greets sounding a lil mad. Someone had a bad day.
"You okay?" You come up to him now giving him a tight hug.
"Yeah bad day at work, sorry" he waves off.
"Anything I can do?"
"Maybe. Would be nice to release some... pressure?" He smirks knowing exactly what he's about to do to you.
You plant a long passionate kiss onto his lips. Yes there was love but it didn't make you horny. You have done some research about this and now it came to the conclusion that, "I'm asexual" you say breaking the kiss.
"What?" He asks confusedly looking deep into your eyes, "is that a fancy new word for bisexual or lesbian just like heterosexual?"
You chuckle, "no, don't get this the wrong way but it means not having any sexual desire or attraction for anyone. I do really really like you, there is an attraction just nothing you know" you start to bluff due to the facial expressions he's making, "sorry"
"It's okay, it's fine"
"Okay... I still don't mind doing intimate things with you. I enjoy it"
"Yeah?" His smirk comes back getting ready to pounce.
"Yeah"
Murr:
You were messing around and having fun with some of your male friends. You've known them since primary school, you haven't really mentioned much about them to Murr so when he saw you he excused you from them and took you away somewhere privately.
"What was that? Who are they? Are you trying to make me jealous?" He questions getting more and more self conscious.
"What? They're my friends. I can never date them, I've known them since primary school" you defend.
"I see the way they look at you. Do you really think no guys who's friends with a girl doesn't want to fuck them?"
"James, you're thinking too much of it. (Y/M/F/N) is happily married and has a kid on the way and (Y/M/F/N) has a boyfriend" you cross your arms slightly pissed off.
"That doesn't mean shit" he throws his hands in the air.
"Okay well how about the fact that I'm demisexual?"
"You're what? Demisexual? What is that? The attraction of Demi Lovato?"
You can't help but to laugh, yeah you were pissed off but who makes up a sexuality for a specific person?
"No silly! It means that I can only be sexually attracted to someone after after I developed a close emotional bond with them. Sure they're cool but I don't have that with them. I have that with you!"
"Really?"
"Yes of course, I love you and only you"
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