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HEY EVERY !IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!In shopHURRY UP AND BUY!Exit ("Escape")DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]! [Normal]MANSION... BASEMENT! FIND IT!! [After purchasing KeyGen]YOU'RE LEAVING!? WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!? [If carrying Empty Disk]BuyDEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF! [While purchasing]TRANSMIT [x] KROMER? [Before purchase]MONEY NO [Not enough D$ for purchase]DELICIOUS KROMER [On purchase][Storing up for the winter!] [Item placed in storage]YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY [Inventory and storage full]WHAT!? YOU WERE SO CLOSE!! [Refuse buy]TalkLET'S MAKE A DEAL.OUR DEALKRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!!BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion][[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]][[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big].BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!!YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!![BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!OUR DEAL (again)KRIS!! BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AND GO TO QUEEN'S MANSION'S [Luxurious Basement Apartment]!!WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULDOUR DEAL (KeyGen purchased)KEYGENABOUT YOUI USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY![[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]]BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ...[[The Big One]]I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.[[Hyperlink blocked.]]KNIGHTSPEAKING OF [[Communion]]KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT...No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to --TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELLFRIENDSME? ... FRIENDS?EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted]WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]!WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!!WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!... ... Mike...KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!FEARWHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT...... can anyone hear me? Help...HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.FEAR (again)...GIVE DISKKRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!!HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!!... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK.THEN WE WILL TRANSFER.MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]].THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT.DO THAT... AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]]EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT...[[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]](The options "TRANSFER" and "DO NOT" are printed extremely large and small, respectively.)[TRANSFER]FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]][DO NOT]TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [[Stranger]]... THAT'S NOT VERY [[Big Shot]] OF YOU, KRIS.Dumpster (Snowgrave Route)Before all enemies are frozenLOOKING FOR [Irresistible Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MYTHEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY(number of enemies remaining) LEFT.Repeat interactionGET STRONGER!THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MYTHEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY(number of enemies remaining) LEFT.After all enemies are frozen[Angel], [Angel]ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]?THat'll be 1997 KROMER. [Yes]HERE'S YOUR [Ring]! CAREFUL, IT MIGHT [Sting] [Yes]EAHEAHEAH(You got the ThornRing.)[Money] NO [Not enough money]LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets] [Full inventory]WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!!PERFECT FOR [City Livin']HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?!... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]THERE'S A [], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD YEAR. [No]THEN [[WHY]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!! [No]After buying the Thorn RingDON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee]THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!