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SpamtonAttacksMoney Vacuum: Spamton's face expands and his mouth opens as he inhales dollar signs into his mouth and changes the box's shape. The SOUL gets dragged to the right as well.Minitons: Spamton's face expands and releases several miniature copies of himself that run along the top and bottom parts of the box. When one gets close to the SOUL, it jumps up in an attempt to attack it.Word Bullets: Spamton's face expands and releases strings of letters that enlarge as they get closer to the other side of the box. The words either move in a sine wave pattern or up or down. The words that are spelt out include:$VALUES$$VAULES$ (rarely)$$DEALS$$"CHEAP"$$49.998$$REAL$$$PRICES$BARGAIN$QuotesPre-BattleHEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]SPAMTSPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFEWHEN YOU CAN BE A[[BIG SHOT!!!]][[BIG SHOT!!!!]][[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!AND I HAVE JUST.THE THING.YOU NEED.THAT'S[[Hyperlink Blocked]].YOU WANT IT.YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]WHY DON'T YOU[[Show it off?]]HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!BattleENL4RGE Yourself [Great Deals Attack]TRANSMIT KROMER [Inhale Attack]MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My] [Copies Attack]Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!] [Any attack][Press F1 For] HELP [Any attack, does not repeat]HELP [Any attack]First DealHEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID! [First Read]KID!!! IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED!!! [Subsequent Reads]THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!! [TELL ME MORE]WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!! [NOT INTERESTED]Second DealBELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]] [First Read]YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity] [Subsequent Reads]YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE? [GIVE MONEY]THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!! [DON'T GIVE]Third DealI WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L. [First Read]TAKE THE DEAL YOU LITTLE [Sponge] [Subsequent Reads]DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!! [DON'T TAKE DEAL]NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!! [TAKE DEAL]Fourth DealDONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!! [First Read]YUM YUM DID YOU WANT SOME MORE INSURANCE? [Subsequent Reads]YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE? [BUY INSURANCE]WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL. [DON'T BUY]Fifth DealDON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer [First Read]YUM YUM DID YOU HAVE ANY MORE ACCOUNTS? [Subsequent Reads]YUM YUM GREAT DEAL KID!! YOUR A BIGSHOT!! SAVING THE WORLD!! [GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS]WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU. [REFUSE]Final choiceWRONG [NO DEAL]THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!! [YES DEAL]After defeating him (Spared)NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP...I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]COME... ALONE.AND DON'T... FORGET!TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!After defeating him (Health depleted)HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]!HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],[Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],[Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses],AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT EARLIER!AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Commemorative Ring]TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!If the Snowgrave Route was aborted after acquiring the Thorn Ring, the last three lines change toIT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP,JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT MY [Commemorative Ring]!AT LEAST BUY [2]!TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!Flavor TextDON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT? [Encounter]He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY! [Check](You felt your KROMER being absorbed...) (Wrong choice...?) [Give money]THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE [Turn 1]There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. [Turn 2]