Helluva New Life(Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel x male reader)

Helluva Boss Pilot

*(Y/n) POV*

Blitzø: Alright, now I know that business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... [looks at Moxxie] Moxxie. [Moxxie gives him a "What the hell?" look.] Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again? 

Millie: What about a car wash? Millie asks.

Blitzø: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?

(Y/N): We can try and get on 666 News. A lot of people watch that channel. I pitch in my idea trying to be somewhat useful.

Blitzø: Yes! Ideas like that (Y/N)! Ooh, what about a billboard?

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir. Moxxie shuts down his idea.

Blitzø: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now."

[While Blitzø was making fun of Moxxie, again, I was busy talking/flirting with Loona, who was happily talking/flirting back. This went unnoticed by Blitzø as he was pushing in a tv.] 

Blitzø: [Blitzø pushes Moxxie away] Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

[Blitzø turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzø whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, (Y/n), and Blitzø eating popcorn.]

Blitzø: Ahh, those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Blitzø: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: "People love musicals, sir."

Blitzø: "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

Moxxie: "Sir--"

Blitzø: "'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"

Moxxie: "I-- What?"

Millie: "I thought I knew you." [Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie rolls his eyes affectionately.]

(Y/n): Damn, Moxxie. You really going to do Blitzø dirty like that? [Joining in on the joke while trying to hide his snickering]

Blitzø: "I can't believe you, Moxxie," [holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it] "after I made you employee of the month!"