Helluva New Life(Helluva Boss x Hazbin Hotel x male reader)

Turfwar?/Hazbin Hotel Pilot

((Y/n) POV)

[The scene opens up to the I.M.P office building. We zoom into the kitchen area where we see (Y/n) rummaging through the fridge looking for something to eat.]

(Y/n): [To himself] "Let's see here, egg salad, going straight to the incinerator, avocado salad, naw I'll save it for Loona, um, fuck there's nothing to eat." [Shouting] "Hey I'm going out for something to eat!"

Loona: [Shouting] "Kay, see ya later. Love you!"

(Y/n): [Shouting back and leaving] "Love you too!" [To himself again as he puts on his headphones] "Alright let's see what song to listen to." [Scrolling through playlist.] "There we go." [Play whatever you want, Imma play these]

[As (Y/n) was walking through town, he didn't seem to notice all of the fuckery going on around him. While he was walking around, and somehow got lost(google maps), he heard someone scream out. Taking off his headphones, he saw a giant ass blimp in the sky being piloted by, a snake and eggs? Well, not the weirdest thing you see in hell.]

Lady: "EDGELORD!"

Snake: [Offended] "Pardon?!" [Looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Bois behind him]  "Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?!" [Hisses]  "Speak up!"

The Two Egg Bois: [Petrified] "That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman."

[A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Bois. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.]

Sir Pentious: [Coughs and hacks]

[As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.]

Cherri Bomb: "You lookin' for a fight, old man?!" [Begins to juggle around her cherry bomb]  "Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I" [Proceeds to throw and catch the bomb] "smash it?!"

[A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.]

Cherri Bomb: [Grins sadistically] "....More!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh!" [Hood flares open] "You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!"

[Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Bois.]

(Y/n): [Deciding to intervene] "Hey you snake fucker! Why don't you pick on someone your own size and leave the sexy cyclops outta it?!"

[Both Sir Pentious and Cherri pause before looking at the cause of the distraction. Sir Pentious flares his hood and glares at me while Cherri's eye changes to a heart shape momentarily before she grins and drags me to her side.]

(Sceneshift)

(The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.)

Katie Killjoy: "Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy."

Tom Trench: "And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at today as a turf war is raging on the west side!"