Side Story 1: Loona's Syphilis

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((Y/n) POV)

[The scene opens up to (Y/n)'s apartment, where we see our resident froggy and hellhound recuperating after some late night 'excercise'. Usually Loona is in a good mood and sleeping right around now, but today, she is not.]

(Y/n): "Hey Loona, what's wrong?" I ask in concern.

Loona: "Oh, um, it's nothing, itsjustthatyoumighthavesyphilisnowdonthatemeplease!"
(It's just that you might have syphilis now, don't hate me please!)

(Y/n):"...ok?" I ask nonchalantly.

Loona: [A little agitated] "Is that all you have to say?! OK?!!" 

(Y/n): "You know it's not that big of a deal right? It's already cured." I explain calmly after seeing her freak out a bit. 

Loona: [Shocked] "...what?"

(Y/n): "Yeah, its been curable for a long time. All we have to do is just go up to the overworld and treat it. A lot of people ha--" 

[I'm cut off from explaining further as she pulls (Y/n) into a heated kiss filled with gratitude. Not wanting it to end like any sane huma--er, demon, he pulls her onto his lap as they start their short little make out 'sesh. Parting after a little bit for air with a string of saliva connected from their lips, they get out of bed and start getting ready for their trip. They travel to the I.M.P office to borrow the book that allows them to go to the surface]

(Timeskip to Office)

Loona: "Alright, I think that's everthing. Do you have your human disguise?" She asks.

(Y/n): "Don't worry about me baby, I got everything we need." I nod in confirmation.

Loona: "Then let's go!" She says a little excitedly as she opens a portal.

[Chuckling a little to myself, I walk through it after her as we both transform into our human disguises. As the flame dies down, I see Loona is all of her glory. She's wearing the same clothes as she was before, but with long silver-grey hair that goes down to her back with half of her head shaven, a pale complexion, and beautiful red eyes.]

(Loona's Disguise)

((Y/n's) Disguise is however you look like

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((Y/n's) Disguise is however you look like. This is mine though. Minus the clothes, they're whatever you want to wear)

 Minus the clothes, they're whatever you want to wear)

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[Checking out Loona, she still looks hot as hell. As she looks over to me, her face turns red and I can imagine is her tail was visible, it would be wagging like crazy. Chuckling a little, I lead her through whatever city we are in looking for the closest pharmacy. While doing so, we attract a lot of people staring at us, most likely from our looks and clothing. I had to punch a few douches who were trying to get too close to Loona however. Entering the closest pharmacy, we walk to the front desk]

(Y/n): [To the front desk lady] "Hey, can we get some penicillin, my girlfriend has syphilis." I say as a cover. Obviously I can't say that we're demons from hell looking for a cure for it.

Register Lady: [Blushing a little] "U-uh, yeah sure. Just sign this form right here and state your healthcare provider."

Loona/(Y/n): "...shit." Is all we said before Loona punched her and knocked her out. 

(Y/n): "Loona, what the FUCK?!? Why did you do that?!"

Loona: [Growling a little at both me and in annoyance] "I didn't like the way she was looking at you!"

[Shocked by what just happened, we jump over the desk and run to where they stache all of the medicine. A few of the employees there tried to stop us or tried calling the police, but we just knocked them out. Finally reaching the supply area, we grabbed as much as we can carry and ran outside, looking for a secluded alleyway to make the portal back home. To passerbys, we looked like two junkies who raided the pharmacy looking for our next fix, but we didn't care, we were too busy laughing and running to care about what they thought. Finally finding a secluded area, we made the portal and went back home. As we got back to my apartment, we started Loona's treatment. Obviously it wasn't that hard, and all we had to do was keep on doing the treatment for 2 weeks. Loona, being grateful for me helping her, was extra fiesty and wanted to show how thankful she was. After we finished, we were watching the news on the overworld channel about how two junkies raided the pharmacy and knocked out anyone who got in their way. Laughing our assess of about our experience, we finally closed our eyes, cuddling into eachother, letting sleep overtake us.]

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