wrong number ' karl jacobs

six

omg

a bee just attacked me

how tf did you make a bee hate you

i have no idea honestly

i didn't even know bee's attack

just wesps

wesps are so aggressive n for what

ik right

anyways

are you okay

i think so

i can run really fast

good for you, bad for the poor bee

just wanted to ruin your day

yet you ruined hers

hey??

hi

hi

i'm watching mr. bean rn

i totally forgot about that dude's existence

me too

but my little sister's baby loves it

and  i saw it as we were face timing

so i just put it on tv myself

your LITTLE sister has a baby??

yeah

she's 19

the baby is 2

do your maths

damn

i wouldn't have been ready for a child at 19

i'm not even ready now

me neither

the babydaddy left her a week after finding out

oh damn

that sucks :/

he's at fault as much as she is

yeah no shit

men are not it

i agree

mr bean is though

how do you like it

it's so dumb i love it

nothing makes sense and everything's brutally unfunny

but that's kind of the magic behind it isn't it