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Madison: I turned out perfectly fine!
Valerie: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Madison: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Stellar: Jackie, I told you this morning, no weapons at the table.
Jackie: You said the breakfast table
Stellar: It's the same table.

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Stellar, clearly drunk: *pointing at Madison and Valerie* Those are my roadies! Suckers!
Elijah, quietly: Actually, their your girlfriends Stellar
Stellar: My girlfriends! Even better!

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7 year old Damien: Dear Santa
Damien: I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty
Damien: And it was worth it you judgmental bastar-

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Madison: You're the most jealous girl I know
Valerie: You know other girls??
Madison:

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Jackie: God, I'm so hot
Stellar: I know, you're also very cute
Jackie:
Jackie: I was talking about the temperature wtf-

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Harley: How do you tell someone their breath stinks without sounding rude?
Elijah, yelling across the room: Stellar! You should go drink some mouthwash!

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Damien: I have the sharpest memory, name one thing I've forgotten.
Elijah: You locked me in a janitors closet last week
Jackie: You left me and Harley in a supermarket parking lot the other day
Damien: You all are idiots, I did all that on purpose.

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Stellar: Woah, Jackie is really pretty
Harley: Don't be jealous Stellar! Your very pretty too!
Stellar: I'm not jealous Harley I'm gay

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Madison, watching Valerie sleep: You're so cute
Valerie, half asleep: I could kill you in an instant
Madison: I know

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Madison: How mad are you at me?
Jackie: Eight.
Stellar: Pfft- I could do so much better than that

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Elijah: Apologize to Damien.
Stellar: FINE.
Stellar: Unfuck you, or whatever.

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