Youtuber Academy Incorrect Quotes

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Stellar: Jackie, don't get mad but-
Stellar: STOP THATS YOUR MAD FACE I SAID DONT DO THAT!

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Elijah: Chair but make it electric ✨
Harley: No ❤️

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Jackie: So, how's life?
Elijah: Good, yours?
Jackie: Same.
Elijah:
Jackie:
Elijah: We're both lying aren't we?
Jackie: Yeah.

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Stellar: People should stop comparing their love lives to Romeo and Juliet. That's not a goddamn love story.
Madison: Yeah, didn't Romeo and Juliet kill each other?
Valerie:
Valerie: What?
Jackie: No no, she might actually have a point.

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Jackie: Now listen here you little shits.
Jackie: Not you Harley, you're an angel and we're all glad your here.

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Jackie: I hate myself most of the time but god I'm fabulous.

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Madison: I-
Valerie: Yes, absolutely. That is so smart. everything you say is correct, there is never an exception. I completely agree.

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Madison: I'm sad.
Stellar: *opens her arms* I have emotional jumper cables. I can boost you. You just need to attach them like this.
Madison: But this is just a hug.
Stellar: Is it working?
Madison: ... Yes

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Jackie: People who are dating freak me out. They always know what the other one is-
Stellar: Thinking?
Jackie: Yeah, and they're always finishing each other's-
Stellar: Sentences?
Jackie: Exactly. It's creepy.

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Elijah: Do you believe is conspiracy theories?
Jackie: No.
Elijah: Would you like to start one?
Jackie: Absolutely.

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Valerie: Four word horror story. "I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered... Our bathroom doesn't have a door".
Harley: ... I'm sorry, but the confusion about why your bathroom doesn't have a door outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.
Valerie: Can't afford door. The true horror is the realities of life.
Madison: So what the fuck was your wife even knocking on?
Stellar: This di-
Jackie: It wasn't even four words.

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Elijah: Wait- you have a crush on Harley?!
Jackie: The only 'crush' I have is the crushing weight of my existence.
Elijah:
Jackie:
Elijah: So, that's a yes?
Jackie, burying her face into her hands: Yeah—