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Jackie: Why are you always picking favorites?!
Valerie: I don't!
Valerie: I'm just saying if you guys were drowning you bet your asses I'm saving Madison first

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Stellar: Are you taken?
Jackie: Yeah, for granted.

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Madison: Can someone please pass me the salt?
Stellar: *throws Damien from across the table*

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Stellar: There is no way I'm letting you do this stupid thing
Madison: :/
Stellar: ... without me
Madison: :D

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Valerie: Madison and I aren't dating
Valerie: We've just been friends for almost years now, we keep each other safe, i help her brush her hair, she helps me with my self esteem, she's the only person who could talk for hours and hours without me yelling out loud, and-
Elijah: ...
Harley: ...
Valerie: fUcK ArE wE DATING?!?!

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Harley: Why do you go to sleep so late?
Jackie: There's no rest for the wicked
Elijah:
Harley:
Elijah: She stays up late watching cat videos

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Harley: Jackie and I are no longer friends.
Jackie: That is a horrible way to tell people were dating

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Damien: What's it like working with Madison and Stellar?
Valerie: Think of completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Damien: Okay.
Valerie: Now throw that idea out of the window.

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Stellar: How'd you find me?
Valerie: I heard a loud crash and wondered "now who could that be?"

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Harley, on the phone; Hey Damien, remember when you told me Santa wasn't real?
Harley: Well jokes on you, because, I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here

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Madison: Hey, I just got a pet snake! What should I name him?
Valerie: You got a pet wha...
Stellar: William Snakespear.

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Jackie: What are you doing?
Valerie: Looking for my will to live.
*Madison and Stellar walk by*
Valerie: Found it.

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