Youtuber Academy Incorrect Quotes

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Harley: We should treat spiders the way we want to be treated!
Jackie: Killed without hesitation.
Harley: Jackie no-

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Stellar: Do you think when butterflies fall in love they feel humans in their stomachs?
Valerie:
Valerie: What the fuck.

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Elijah: Jackie gave me this rock.
Madison: She threw it at you.
Elijah: She's very sweet.

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Stellar: Maybe the real treasure is the friends we made along the way
Jackie: No I want my fucking gold

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Madison: Isn't it kinda weird we pay money to see other people?
Harley: You mean movies?
Stellar: Plane tickets?
Jackie: Prostitution?
Madison, looking at Jackie with wide eyes: No! I meant glasses!

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Stellar: You know, sometimes I wish I was listening to what Valerie told us.
Harley: What'd she say?
Stellar: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

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Harley: The real question is, what type of word is yeet?
Madison: Is it a verb? Can you yeet away?
Stellar: Or an adverb, can you do something yeet-ily?
Valerie: But what if it's a noun? Can you become a yeet?
Jackie: For the love of god it's three in the fucking morning, shut up.

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Jackie: You can't tell anyone.
Valerie: I just told Madison.
Madison: I just told Stellar.
Stellar: And I just told many, many people.

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Madison: Small creatures are way more terrifying because they have less space for their bottled up anger.
Stellar: That's stupid! Give me one example of that!
Harley: Wasps.
Valerie: Spiders.
Elijah: Jackie.

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Stellar: Should we go to plan b?
Elijah: Technically, it would be plan g.
Harley: How many plans do we have? Is there a plan m?
Jackie: Yeah, but Madison dies in that one.
Madison: Wait what-

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Stellar: You can de-escalate any situation by saying "are we about to kiss?"
Stellar: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets by the way.

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Jackie: She died of natural causes.
Elijah: You pushed her off the roof.
Jackie: Gravity's natural.