𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐄 | 𝘬. 𝘶𝘬𝘢𝘪

𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏

╰┈➤ "𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 hear me out— what if..."

"now, usually when you said that, some stupid shit finna come out yo mouth"

"see, dat ain't true. now hush n lemme talk. what if dolphins could fly?"

"aaaand here we go"

ukai rolled his eyes. this is probably the millionth time he's had to listen to you talk about some random flightless animal suddenly gaining the ability to fly.

"dolphins can't fly y/n..."

"i know thaaat. i'm just sayin, what if them mutha fuckers could? shit, they already smart as hell"

"shut up and pass the got damn blunt. you gon burn it up"

ukai reached over and took it from your fingers. you quit hitting it a while ago and just went on a rant.

he put the blunt up to his lips and inhaled the thick smoke. ukai leaned his head back, then opened his mouth so the smoke could flow out naturally. like water does from a waterfall.

"maybe i ought to quit smokin around you" he turned to look at you. blowing out whatever smoke was left in his mouth in your direction.

"but whyyyy?" you whined.

"cause you get stupid. and your stupidity rubs off on me. now we both stupid. that's why"

"nah nigga i'm smart. i'm the one thinking of unthinkable shit" you smiled, "think like me, fo you EVAA talk about my genius ideas."

"whatever. idiot."

•••

"daayuum. ain't no food in this bitch" you slammed the fridge shut. "fuck you be eating homie? straight rocks wit a side sand?" you looked at him with your lip upturned.

"you check the pantry?" ukai asked.

"nah," you walked over to it and opened it up "oh shit here we go" you grabbed an armful of small snacks and danced your way back over to the couch to sit next to ukai.

"maaan you got all the good debbi cakes." you opened up box of mini muffins and grabbed you a pack out of there.

"cause i knew you'd wanna snack on sum. so i just brought whatever back from the shop" he watched as you scarfed down each mini muffin that came in the plastic bag.

"rthats wuhshup" you said, mouthful of food.

he laughed, shaking his head at you.

•••

"now are you sure you can drive home?"

"yeah man i'm cool"

"you don't look like it"

"do i still look high"

"like snoop dogg"

"pfftt i'm good mane. i'll catch you tomorrow fool"

"aye, you better show up to my boy's game too. or else i'm cuttin ya snack supply off"

"i will, i will" you assured him. "i'll cya keishin"

"cya y/n"

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