"Oi."
"Bitch."
"My supposedly "side hoe" ."
"Halfy!"
"Wha-WHAT-! O-oh hey Bakugou. Damn, you scared the living shit out of me. I didn't hear you." I say slowly catching my breath from the unexpected wake up call.
"Might wanna go to the room if you're gonna fall asleep, I don't think you wanna sleep on the couch, it'll mess up your damn back. You're training to be a hero aren't you? Don't mess up your back before your 2nd day."
Actually I'm a pro hero, so ha ha bitch.
"True...I guess I'll get to bed, if it gets too cold just tell me, I won't do anything though. If you see me wake up in the middle of the night staring at the window, the best thing to do is not question it." I say slowly dragging myself off the couch.
"Got it. We won't bother you, well I won't bother you. Soy sauce won't even wake up. That bitch can sleep through anything. I remember the fire alarm went off once and I had to fucking carry him outside." Bakugou says, switching through random tv channels.
"How do you wake him up then?" I ask.
"He can smell food. While sleeping." Bakugou scoffs.
"Oh. Where is the restroom?" I ask. "Down past the bedroom on the right." Bakugou says before disappearing into the kitchen. I walk down the hall towards the bathroom listening to the silence.
I walk into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror. I do my usual nightly routine before walking towards the shared bedroom.
"Why am I so fucking sleepyyyy. Guess my sleep deprivation finally caught up to me." I whisper to myself while getting into my bed. My head hits the pillow, and almost immediately I fall asleep.
"Ow- you son of a bitch-!" Bakugou yells out at exactly 3:17am. "Where are you?" I ask looking around into darkness surrounding me. "The damn power went out, pikachu probably sneezed or something, and I hit MY DAMN FOOT ON THE EDGE OF THE BED! Anyways it's gonna be pitch black for a while, so enjoy the damn dark." Bakugou says.
"That didn't answer my question." I say. "I'm right in front of you." He says. I look up at him and my soul leaves my body for a split second, and I fucking shriek.
"What the fuck are you two doing? Making out or sum shit? Don't you have a boyfriend, Bakugou?" Sero says tiredly.
"What the fuck no! I'm reserved for my boyfriend, not some snow cone! Plus the snow cone would be dead if he tried kissing me!" Bakugou yells, straight(gay) into my ear.
"Please don't break my damn eardrum, I wanna hear the lesson tomorrow, unless one of you is fucking or being fucked by someone, please do break my eardrum then." I say. I swear I see someone with long hair come towards my bed, standing next to Bakugou.
"Sero? Is that you?" I ask. The figure, now identified as Sero, responds sleepily. "Yea it's me. What's up?" He asks.
"Nothing, just wondering where you were, since Godzilla is right next to me already." I say. "What the fuck- SHU-!" Bakugou was quickly silenced by Sero, more specifically, Sero's tape. "Dude just because we have a soundproof room doesn't mean we, well you, have to be so damn loud." Sero says to Bakugou.He only earns a grunt in response, but Bakugou stays silent nonetheless.
"Well we're all awake..." I say. "No, we're all in a deep sleep, dumbass." Bakugou responds, ripping the tape off his mouth.
"Oh, okay. Well we're all in a deep-" I get cut off with a slap to the back of my head. "I deserved that." I say. "Yes you did snow cone."
"What're we supposed to do? Play uno or something?" I ask.
"That's not a bad idea, let me get the uno." Sero says. "You dumbass, instead of walking around in the dark stumbling over shit turn on your phone flashlight." Bakugou says, is both watching him stumble over everything.
"Forgot that was a thing..." He says before grabbing his phone off the charger and turning on the bright light.
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!" He says dramatically waving his phone flashlight everywhere, quickly stopping when he sees Bakugou's glare.
"Found Uno. C'mon let's play this shit game." Bakugou says. "Our sleep schedule is gonna be messed up." Sero says.
"Mine already is." I say. "Might as well start staying up late if I'm gonna be a pro hero." Bakugou says with a shrug.
"Blue four." Sero says.
"Yellow four." I say.
"Yellow nine." Bakugou says. "Bakugou you broke the streak of foursssss!" Sero whines while placing a yellow three down.
"Plus four you bitch." I say. "What color?" Bakugou asks. "Red." I say, instantly regretting it when he puts a red reverse down. "Ha ha bitch." I say and place a blue reverse down.
"FUCK YOU SNOW CONE!"
"You really hate me don't you."
"If I didn't hate you, I would be on one knee proposing right now."
"Don't you have a boy-" Sero interrupts, only to be interrupted by me.
"Counteroffer, forget the proposal, make it two knees and I wouldn't object."
"You smooth ass mother fucker. I hate you."
"I'm quite aware."
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just so you know all the flirting and pickup lines are either from a friend or someones used it on me before
bai lovlies~
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True Betrayal
FanfictionIn this AU Shoto Todoroki is aged up to be 27, an underground pro hero that no one knows, ooc from canon roki, no ship with roki, besties with aizawa, and still traumatized. Aizawa is a more known pro, gets paid almost as much as much as endeavor ~D...
