SKZ x Male Reader One shots ( requests open)

Cooking with your local Demon (Changbin)

SKZ One shot pt. 16

Changbin X Male reader

 Cooking with your local Demon

A/N: I’m using a recipe I found online so idk if its completely accurate :,)

 
“STUPID MORTAL! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!”

“IF YOU’RE SO DAMN SURE, THEN WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING DO IT?! AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE MY NAME IS CHANGBIN”

“GOOD BAKUNAWA, FUCK NO! I DON’T EAT NOR COOK BUT I’M SURE AS HELL THAT ISN’T HOW YOU COOK WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT HORRID THING IS-”

“ ITS SAMGYETANG YOU FUCKING DEMON SKYSCRAPER”

So… lets back track a bit shall we?

Changbin decided that it wasn’t healthy that 3Racha and Hyunjin were just technically living off take outs, although Chan does know how to cook; he rarely does since he’s busy or he’s lazy. And Minho was in the other house probably serving the Maknae line good food.

Now Changbin, who was currently shopping for a cook book and some ingredients; as so far, Changbin only had a few vegetables, meat and some other healthy things that he knows will piss Hyunjin off.  

He was walking around the mall when he saw a very clean and new bookstore and so he wondered if they had Cook books. ‘Of course they have cook books Changbin… It’s a fucking Bookstore’

The male laughed quietly and walked in the book store before he noticed that it was almost completely empty. The only other person inside the store was an employee who – when he noticed Changbin— and bowed to him as a greeting.

“Hello Sir! Welcome to High blue books! How may I help you?” Changbin awkwardly scratched the back of his neck. “ Uh, well I don’t really need help right now…”

The employee nodded enthusiastically and replied “Alright then! Please don’t hesitate to ask for help when you need!” And with that the employee walked away and Changbin walked around the store with interest. Everything was clean looking and new, but he saw a aisle that just stood out. It was covered in dust, cobwebs covering the shelves and some spiders here and there.
The male shivered as he walked by the aisle looking for the cook book aisle.

Changbin noticed a very new cook book on a shelf that was very much taller than him. “Fucking hell” The male muttered angrily as he tried everything to reach the book.

 “Hello, sir! May I help you with anything?” The young looking employee walks up to Changbin who was on his tiptoes, trying to reach for a book near the top shelf. Changbin coughed awkwardly and nodded.

“Uh yeah… well you see I’m trying to find a cook book? My friends keep eating unhealthy food and I wanna try to learn how to cook.” The salesman nodded and replied with a happy smile.
“Oh! Well you’re actually in time! We have a sale of various kinds of books! Although we only have 1 last cook book that has many recipes from long ago.” Changbin raised an eyebrow and looked questionably to the employee.

“Why from many years ago though?” The male questioned “Well, you never know if you would like to try recipes from the old times! Besides I saw someone cook food from 1960s and before and he looked like he enjoyed it!” (If yk…yk) Changbin skeptically just stared at the salesman as he sighed out. He looked back at the new cook book he was originally going to buy but neither of them could probably reach it.

He sighed and nodded. “Fine, where’s this cook book?” the salesman smiled even more, almost as if there’s a sinister side to it, but lead Changbin to the aisle. The aisle already gave Changbin the creeps.