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And The characters they'd go with.

Young Naoto yelling: We came for the cult stuff!!

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Kazutora: Friends murder each other all the time. You know, It happens. (Meiko and Yayoi just stare at him with Baji)

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Takemichi: I don't have a nervous system. I am a Nervous system.

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Meiko: I did meet some of the most insufferable people. But, they also met me.

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Hanma: To be fair. I feel nothing everywhere we go.

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Chifuyu: Jesus said chill.

Baji: Jesus said chill, yeah, sure.

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Yayoi: I'm gonna be so pissed off if we die.

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Mikey: When I was small--

Draken: (Laughs) ...was?

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Baji: Why won't the ghosts talk to us?

Chifuyu: Maybe they're homophobic.

Baji: We're not gay, Chifuyu.

Chifuyu: We arent?

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Mikey: All odd numbers have an 'e' in them

Emma:It's 3am

Mikey:t-h-r-E-E

Emma:GO TO SLEEP

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Future Takemichi: I'm starting to think you want to die.

(flashback)

Takemichi: What's wrong with you? Do you want to fucking die?

Mikey: (Changes the subject)

(End of flashback)

Boten Mikey: (Awkward silence)

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Mikey: It costs $400 to see a therapist. But it's free to just tell yourself, "It be like that sometimes."

Meiko: What? No-

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Future Takemichi: So, here's the tea—
Future Naoto, sighing: For the last time, it's called a police report.
Future Takemichi, looking him dead in the eyes: Do you want the tea or not?

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Mitsuya: What's your friendship with Yai like?Meiko: Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."

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Draken: I request for you to not be a bitch

Mikey: request denied

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Meiko: I just want someone to take me outYayoi: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?(Meiko looks to Yai)Meiko, shrugs: Surprise me

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Takemichi: You know, you can be a real jackass.

Mikey: You're just finding this out now?

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Hanma to Kisaki: The amount of work you put into this is alarming.


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