2008 Takemichi: I expected better from you
2008 Mikey: That's your fault
Draken: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Mikey: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Baji: Kazutora tripped and fell down the stairsMikey: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?
Kazutora: [crouches down]
Baji and Mitsuya: [bow]
Draken: [gets on his knees]
Mikey:... I hope you all die
Meiko having lunch with Takemichi, Emma, Hina, Naoto, and Yayoi: Hey hon, you're on speaker. Behave.
Mikey smirking: Or what, you'll spank me?
Meiko:.... (face palms)
Future Bonten timeline Meiko: Truth or dare?
Bonten Mikey: Truth.
Bonten Meiko: How many hours have you slept this week?
Bonten Mikey: Dare.
Bonten Meiko: I dare you to go to sleep.
Bonten Mikey: I don't like this game.
Future Meiko: My husband has just informed me in great detail how he would dispose of a body using a variety of chemicals, some of which can apparently dissolve bone. I'm not sure if I should be terrified or impressed.
Future Yayoi legitimately thinking about it: Why not both?
Future Meiko: ...Yeah... both.Meiko grumbling: You're an asshole.
Mikey grinning: Yeah, but I'm your asshole baby.
Mikey on the phone with Emma: Turn around. No, the other way. Again, the other way. Okay, one more time
Emma: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Mikey: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me
Future Takemichi: I'm not gonna lie, Meimei, im kinda scared of your Boyfriend.
Future Meiko: Oh, Mikey? Mikey wouldn't hurt a fly!
Future Takemichi: Okay, that's reassuring-
Future Meiko: He would kill a man though.
Future Meiko: Mikey I'm a little concerned
Future Mikey covered in bruises and knife wounds: Is it because I've been wearing these jeans for seven months straight? I'm gonna wash them this weekend
2008 Mikey: Are we fighting or flirting?
2008 Meiko: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
2008 Mikey: Your point?
2008 Mikey: A SPIDER!
2008 Takemichi: Wait, Mikey, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...
2008 Mikey:..... Kill it without hesitation
2008 Takemichi: Mikey-
2008 Meiko: You have to apologize to them, Mikey.
2008 Mikey: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
Future Mikey: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.
Future Mikey, staring at Meiko's cut finger: Who hurt you?
Future Meiko jokingly: Do you want a list or what?
Future Mikey loading his gun: Actually, yes.
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HumorMy friends sent me the generator that makes the world go round in laughter... So why not use it with Meiko, Yayoi, and our Tokyo Revengers crew. If there are any pairings you guys wanna see something Randomly generated for let me know XD
