A Sandy Heart (ASH)

Another day, another wake

Let's get this over with.

Soo its 10am in the morning and we were all called to the main stage.
I absolutely don't know where the
fuck that was but I followed everybody in a crowd.
Eventually we made it to the stage area which took about a 10 and a half minutes walk which is tiring since it's like I don't know 9-FUCKING-AM.
Too even add I woke up to sand bucket trying to wake me up which was a oblivious mistake because I slapped him immediately and went to the bathroom to just process what the fuck happened.
Because the bitch was too FUCKING CLOSE TO MY FACE WHEN HE WOKE ME UP, I'll still blushing velvet after that very-non-queer experience.
Anyways our "host" introduce himself when he steps on stage and he said the most LOUDEST ANNOUNCEMENT in the most loudest voice you can ever imagine.

"HELLO FELLOW CONTESTERS! MY NAME IS MEGAPHONE AND WELCOME TO LAND OF THE THINGS IN SHORT L.O.T.T! I AM GLAD ALL OF YOU JOINED OUR GAMESHOW!"

everybody cheered in joy.
laughing their shit
and stuff others are just clapping their asses off. Instead of me I didn't even did a thing.
it was 10am and I was so tired.
Especially when I woke up to bucket over here.

" EACH CHALLENGE YOU WILL COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER OR FORM A TEAM WITH EACH OTHER! AFTER THOSE CHALLENGES A ELIMINATION WILL BE STARTING AND DUE TO THE VIEWERS AND THE CONTESTANTS VOTES ONLY 2-3 PEOPLE WILL BE ELIMINATED EACH WEEKDAYS IN ORDER TO SEE YOUR PROGRESS. RACE YOURSELF CONTESTERS CAUSE YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE WILL START AT 11AM 11:13 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FULL ENERGY AND STAY SAFE!
Don't cause me any lawsuits now!"

as soon that speech was done everybody started running outside the main stage like somebody
unleashed a zombie apocalypse.

I was getting tsunamined outta the room and I bumped into a contestant. Thank God that object tsunami stopped and I had actual time to breathe.

"Ack- aray ulo ko.."

"Fuck I think I broke my neck"

"Putangina..."

"?"

"Oh.. uhm.. hi there :D"

That thing said that in the most terrible accent I've had ever heard.

"...hi?"

"Ay! Are you ok?!?"

"...I guess?"

"Ay salamat.. wait let me just."
*Gets up*
"Here take my hand!"

"..."
*Gets up too*
"Thanks."

"No problem Po."

"..what country are you from anyways Africa?"

"Ay no Po haha...I'm from the Philippines. Anyways my name is chicken adobo
Yours?"

"... corrupted rectangle."

"Sige..anyways bye see you at the challenge!"

"..."

Philippines? What kind of fucking country was that? Atleast he didn't told me anything longGGGG-

"OH SHIT RIGHT THE CHALLENGE!"

I ran to my room, instantly sprinting my guts out and then when I actually got there I immediately go to getting ready for the challenge. I sprayed axe around my body because I didn't took a literal shower yet and I smear on some chapstick on lips.
(because my lips were dry as fuck I mean you can never have dry lips when your gonna compete in a gameshow right?)