Yo mama so ugly,
Her pillow,
Cries at night!
Yo mama so stupid,
She thought Nickel Back,
Was a refund!
Yo mama so old,
she sat by Moses,
In the third grade!
Yo mama so fat,
On the other side of her,
Is a whole 'nother dimension!
Yo mama so stupid,
She thought seaweed,
Is something that fish smoke!
Yo mama so short,
She has to smoke weed,
To get high!
Yo mama so short,
She hang glides,
On a dorito!
Yo mama so ugly,
She makes an,
Onion cry!
Yo mama so poor,
She hangs up toilet paper,
To reuse!
Yo mama so fat,
Her belt size is,
Equator!
Yo mama so poor,
She washes,
Paper plates!
Yo mama so poor,
She eats cereal with a fork,
To save milk!
Yo mama so hairy,
She was at the zoo,
In the bear cage!
To be continued...
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