Dear Diary, Me and Sportsy went to a strip club, it was fun I guess. Maybe we should go to a gay one just to hint at him? Yeah, I'm gonna suggest that! First we're gonna get a fuckton of kebabs though-Big Dick Davey<3
Dear Diary, We went! I don't know if he got it but I winked at him when we walked in. I got loads of bitches this week. Both men, women and sometimes both if I feel like it. I think I should tell him tomorrow. But I don't know if I should. What if weokdefiwj;f- I am big, I am strong I have balls and I might ask him.
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<3Daves Diary<3 || DSAF
FanfictionHeavily inspired by Dragonblade122, check them out. (And by Dave's Computer in DSaF 2) (This is mostly a Davesport book so have.. fun reading it?)
