Dear Diary, My head fuckin' hurts. I think I fell.. somewhere. I remember falling. DID I FALL OFF THE BALCONY AND WAS IT FUNNY? I feel like my whole body would hurt, not just my head. But if I did was it funny? It better have been funny! -Big Dick Davey<3
OH SHIT WAIT, I FELL OUT OF THE CABINET WHEN I WAS WATCHING OLD SPORT SHOWER. I mean, atleast the view was nice. BUT OH SHIT. Not the first time I watched him in the shower though. -Big Dick Davey<3
That Sportsy, man. Look at him and tell me you don't fuckin' love him! It's impassible. I could make a whole army of fuckin' tigers for him! We'd take over Freddy's, take over most of the country and come to Vegas again! Hell yeeeaaaaaaa! -Big Dick Davey<3
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Fiksi PenggemarHeavily inspired by Dragonblade122, check them out. (And by Dave's Computer in DSaF 2) (This is mostly a Davesport book so have.. fun reading it?)
