Dear Diary, We got a new employee today. Poor guy, who would want to work at this shitty resturant? Anyways, I haven't met him yet but I could convince him to kill some kiddin's with me! But he's probably just one of those guys like matt. (God, just saying his name gives me the chills.) OR he could be like Henry! Man, that guy was like a father to me. He'd be oddly frustrated with me though.. weird. Anyways, I gotta meet up with the newbie in the saferoom. -Big Dick Davey<3
Dear Diary, The new guy surprisingly accepted my offer. He was kind of pretty too.. I mean, his eyes, his fewiooijew sorry. He made me like.. happy when he came in. Phone-face said his name was...Jake? Jack? Well one of those, I wasn't really paying attention. I just call him Old sport I think it better suits him! Tommorrow i'm gonna ask for his number, do you think he'll say yes? I mean, I'll get it one way or another. He's fuckin' perfect! :) I better get some sleep, it is 12:23 after all. -Big Dick Davey<3
Dear Diary, I got his number! Ah he's so adorable. What I gotta pay attention for is our plan to head to Vegas. At this point i've memorized about every single feature about him. His height, his eyes, his clothing, his skin and his hair. And even his voice! I even know where he lives, his sleep pattern and a ton more things I probably shouldn't! Man, That Sportsy. I know it's only the third day meeting him and all but, nevermind that. I even got a few pictures of him when he doesn't know! His face in them looks so.. adorable. Well I can't really focus on his face in the showertowiwojer Anyways, I gotta head to my Old sport's house now. -Big Dick Davey<3
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FanfictionHeavily inspired by Dragonblade122, check them out. (And by Dave's Computer in DSaF 2) (This is mostly a Davesport book so have.. fun reading it?)
