Dear Diary, I must've fallen asleep when I.. I don't remember, actually. My eyes still hurt. Oddly enough I woke up cuddling with Old Sport, though. I didn't want it to end. I just wanted to lay there with him the whole day. He smelled of Alcohol, though. I think right now he's taking a shower. God, I wish I could see him. The thought of it gives me shivers, good ones though. Anyway, i'm go outside and clear my mind a little. I don't even wanna talk about what happened yesterday. -Big Dick Davey<3
Dear Diary, I have the sudden urge to jump off our balcony. It'd be funny, for me at least. I mean, imagine seeing a walking aubergine fall and just splat on the sidewalk. Comedy! It'd hurt, though. I'm not complaining about the pain though. I'd kind of like it.. Besides that! It'd be funny. -Big Dick Davey<3
Dear Diary, I snuck into the bathroom underneath the cabinet. There's two little holes I can see out of. Oh my god. I didn't know he was getting out of the shower now! AAAAHUHSWYUJWHJ HOLHYSHIT-Big Dick Davey<3
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<3Daves Diary<3 || DSAF
ספרות חובביםHeavily inspired by Dragonblade122, check them out. (And by Dave's Computer in DSaF 2) (This is mostly a Davesport book so have.. fun reading it?)
