Incorrect Quotes! P.1

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Wassup! So, this is gonna be entertaining y'all while I work on the next chapter. Hope you enjoy my Lovelies! :)

All of these incorrect quotes are from the same generator from last time, so you may see the same quote with different people.

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Sabrina: Look guys, I need help.

Poke: Love help?

Kreekcraft: Financial help?

Soph: Emotional help?

Denis: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Denis*

Denis: What?

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DJ: Didn't you die?!

Kaila: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

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Poke: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.

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Dev, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in m******** and I almost burnt the whole house down.

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Kreekcraft: HELP! I TOLD KAILA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Sabrina, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Sabrina: Hey, have any of you guys seen Kreekcraft? They've been gone for a while..

Tanqr: Eh, nope.

Russo: No, I haven't...

Kaila: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.

Kreekcraft: Hey.

Sabrina: Ooh, there you are-

Tanqr: What the fu-

Kaila: I- where were you?!

Kreekcraft: Walking right behind you guys.

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Tanqr: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Kaila: ...We're on the ground floor.

Tanqr: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Denis: Ooh, somebody has a crush!

DJ: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Sabrina I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

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