Incorrect Quotes P.2!

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Decided to make this cause we're super close to the end of the book!! :)))

Enjoy lol

Small TW// dirty jokes at the end 😳

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Lego: TanqR... How do I begin to explain TanqR?

Koneko: TanqR is flawless.

Albert: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Kreek: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Factual: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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Lego: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

TanqR: Nope, absolutely not.

Koneko: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Albert: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Kreek: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Factual: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Lego: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

TanqR: Okay, but what is updog?

Koneko: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Albert: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Kreek: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Factual: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Lego: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Albert: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Koneko: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

TanqR: What's a henway??

Lego: Oh, about five pounds.

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Lego: Listen, I can explain...

TanqR: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

Koneko: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

Albert: You guys are getting paid?

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Soph: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

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