Washington, tending to La Fayette's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
La Fayette: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Washanagatoni: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Laffy Taffy, on the verge of tears: You need to stop.
Laugh eye yet: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Washy Tape: That's why I carry two swords.
Laughing Out Loud: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Gwash: Really? Name one law
Large Baguette: Don't kill people?
Papa Washingmachine: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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