Incorrect Quotes to start with but the nicknames get progressively more weird

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Washington, tending to La Fayette's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

La Fayette: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.




Washanagatoni: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Laffy Taffy, on the verge of tears: You need to stop.




Laugh eye yet: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Washy Tape: That's why I carry two swords.




Laughing Out Loud: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Gwash: Really? Name one law

Large Baguette: Don't kill people?

Papa Washingmachine: That's on me. I set the bar too low.







ENJOY THE FIRST CHAPTER :)))))

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