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chapter II. The Emo

I was beating up some random nerd in the halls, thinking about Shaleigh's BETRAYAL. When the nerd had finally passed out, I left the scene, as I always do because I'm a beautiful, flawless , and irresistibly HOT girlboss.

I ran into the restrooms to wash the nerd's blood off of my hands when I saw ANOTHER emo. How does one find so many emos in one day, anyway? I decided that it must be my curse for my extreme levels of hotness. The emo girl was wearing a black hoodie and crying under one of the sinks. Usually, I'd laugh at her, because who doesn't laugh at emos?

But I had a Heathers moment.

This girl gave me Veronica vibes, and I feel like I could... no.

I shouldn't.

I musn't.

I thought about it for a bit, and perhaps I should. I had many parts of my wise intuition telling me that it is not worth it, though. Either that or I'm just really allergic to sad pathetic losers that cry under sinks because they're friendless or whatever.

If I actually did it, though, it could make Shaleigh and I equal... I'd also be doing this emo a favor. I could help this emo girl become POPULAR by giving her a GLOW UP and making her my NEW AND IMPROVED BESTIE FOR THE RESTIES.

I approached the girl, and for once, I did it with no malicious intention. Not towards her, at least.

"Omg, why the fuck are you crying," I asked, kindly. The girl sniffled, "please don't beat me up.." I was in shock. Why would I EVER beat someone up? I think someone may be spreading nasty rumors about me. Probably Shaleigh. I responded to her, trying to maintain a happy tone. "Um, girlypop, I would never...! Anyway, wipe those tears queen because I'm about to make YOU my bestie."

The girl made a face. "What?"

I wanted to that face of hers in for being so slow, but I didn't. I may be considered a huge bully, and spoiled brat, but I know how to keep my cool. I'm such a girlboss.

"I said I'm going to make you my new bestie, queen," I said, flipping my long, golden, and pink, 10ft locks of hair.

She made eye contact with me, and I stared into her dark red eyes which were STILL leaking. "Why would you want to make me your 'bestie?' I know what you're up to... you're going to make me your 'bestie' just so you can betray me and make me kms," she sighed.

UM, WHAT IS THIS GIRL ON??? I WOULD LIKE, LITERALLY NEVER HURT A FLY; and flies are quite gross and fugly, you know.

"Girl, bye, I would NEVER... I literally have no idea what you're going on about. I can explain my side just to build trust or whatever though."

"I'm listening."

"So, like, you know my EX-bestie-for-the-resties Shaleigh? Yeah, well, she fell in love with a fugly emo MAN. I know, I can't believe it either. So I, like, need a new bestie for the resties. And you look PERFECT for the job!" Well, it wasn't the full truth, but she doesn't need to know I'm trying to get back at Shaleigh. She just needs to be my bestie for the resties!

"Um.. well... I could help with that I guess-"

"GREAT SO IT'S SETTLED! Now please get out from under the sink and stand in front of me so that I can give you a much-needed glow-up." The girl frowned, "no-no, you aren't going to make me look like... um... your gorgeous self."

I could tell she was being sarcastic but I acted like I didn't catch that so I didn't ruin our current vibe.

"Well, yeah, but like, no offense and all, but, like, you're emo." She raised a brow, "And...?"

Did this girl just NOT GET IT?

"AND YOU COULD DAMAGE MY REP!!!"

She didn't care, she just shrugged and said, "Not to push it but, either I stay like this and we become besties so that you have someone to hand around... or you stay lonely." I did NOT want to be bribed like this, but I had no choice. Perhaps Shaleigh could get even more mad thinking that I replaced her with a random emo. "FINE," I sighed, "you can keep looking emo and you walk with me in the halls and rip apart my reputation." She ignored the sarcasm in my statement, and instead responded with, "anyway, my name's Ash, I don't want to admit this, but I think it's obvious that you're my first friend."

"Ya, it is pretty obvious," I replied

"Anyway, what's your name?"

I then paused. I was in shock. No, I was mortified. This... degenerate emo... doesn't know MY name!?

"Are you serious right now?" I asked, trying not to get lightheaded.

"Um, yeah, I know you're like popular and whatever, but you're not in any of my classes. I also don't talk to anyone, so like... what's your name?"

"OMG... it's Barbie." I rolled my eyes at her.

"Barbie?"

"Full name, Barbaragh. Do you have a problem, ASH?"

"Nope. None."

After that little introduction, Ash and I headed out of the restroom. We were in there for so long that we missed the rest of our classes for the day. Since the school day was already over, we went shopping because it's my favorite activity, and it helps me de stress after a LONG day. This day happened to be especially long since... no. I must forget about Shaleigh and stupid fucking dumb Brandon. Negative energy is SO not welcomed for a shopping spree at the mall.

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