Funniest quotes from PJO and HOO

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1. Leo: I can understand not being worth as much as Percy or Jason. But am I worth like, two Franks, or three Franks?

2. Chiron: Spontaneous combustion is a form of harm, Mr. D.
Dionysus: Nonsense! The boy wouldn't feel a thing.

3. Reyna: As augur, you should burn an offering to the gods for bringing Jason back to us.
Percy: Good idea. Go burn your bears, Octavian.

4. Leo: so you repeat everything?
Echo: everything
Leo:that could be fun
Echo: fun
Leo: kiss me you fool
Echo: you fool
Leo: hey!

5. "Frank! We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep, accidentally. That's it." -Annabeth
"Kissed a couple of times." -Percy
"Not helping!" -Annabeth

6. "Like your zodiac sign? I'm a Leo." -Percy
"No, stupid. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy." Leo.

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