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Big vampire cliché

so, i made this as a parody for 'every vampire book cliché ever' type of thing, tho i was trying to write it seriously back then, if i was rewriting it today, i would most likely write it more as a joke, but ill be just correcting the grammar now

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Hi, my name is Izuku Midoriya, I go to U.A. high in our town where I live since I was born, Ive never really been anywhere else. I live with my mom, I dont have much friends apart from Uraraka and Asui, two of my classmates, I dont think if I can count Kacchan as my friend, we dont really talk anymore, besides he has a couple friends of his own, their names are Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero and Ashido, sometimes this girl Jirou hangs out with them too. I meet them almost every morning when I go to school because they usually wait for Kacchan, me and Kacchan live close to each other, even if we dont talk anymore, we used to be close when we were kids, though.

Not much people live in the town, there is a legend that says the town is cursed. I never believed it much since I lived here my whole life, when I was thirteen I started to look up things about the curse just to know. Apparently every twenty years happens a few mysterious disappearances of teenagers, age from fourteen to nineteen, they are later found to about a week from their disappearance dead, in a weird kind of way, with bite like looking marks on their necks and almost no blood in their body. The first time that happened with historical prove goes to time of thirteenth century, according to Wikipedia the powerful family which has been ruling the town since eleventh century was responsible for that. The kings oldest son had fell in love with a vampire, theres nothing much about the vampire, though. All it says is that the prince had fallen in love with them and then they were killed when people found out theyre vampire, the article doesnt even specify gender and no other article about this exists, most likely because vampires doesnt exist according to today view. But apparently, the oldest son, according to Wikipedia his name was Touya, found out it was his youngest brother who told their father about him being in love with vampire and they got into a fight in which Touya died, he had funeral, however the following month he came back and kidnaped his younger brother, none of them was seen again, and so the middle brother, basically the only one left now got the kingdom, he got married and had a few kids and the family ruled for another century or so. No other article ever mentions what happened to the youngest brother, though. Its only mentioned that Touya died in a fight, Natsuo, which is apparently the name of the second brother, became the king after his fathers death, and they had a sister who got married to another king from another kingdom, no mentions of another sibling. However I managed to find a picture of the whole family, with indeed four children, it was a long time to find it, several links and a few times I almost gave up, yet I still dont know if the youngest sibling ever existed, because no article, no book, nothing ever mentions him, except that one with the legend, but it could have been written by some fan, like creepy pasta. Either way, since my thirteen I spent too much time looking up stuff about this. Some people however blame the deaths on cults and demons, I dont know much about it, but apparently demons can visit this world once in couple years, depends on the demon's strength, so it seems to be the most believable of all the theories. The vampires would be legit, except the fact they wouldnt have the gap of twenty years, they would die in the meantime. Some people even blame it on animals, or werewolves, that seems fake to me, they also wouldnt have the twenty years gap, werewolves maybe, if they managed to not transform for twenty years, but animals

I think about these things too much, I should just chill already. But how can I when the last attack was four years before I was born, now Im almost sixteen and if Im good at math, which I am, then it means another attack is about to come soon and I may be possible victim, just like all the people I know, like Kacchan, Uraraka, Asui, Kirishima, Ashido, Kaminari, Sero, Jirou, Tokoyami, Mirio, Shoji, Shinso, Monoma, Mineta and others. Nothing may happen, though. I already thought that through, it all may be just fine.