tony stark one-shots (Request Open)

bastards

sorry if this was short, it was a request by heirs_of_darkness
and it was from the picture above

"im bored~"  

everyone groaned for like the fifth time this morning "clint I swear to god if you don't shut up right now im gonna chuck you out of this window"

"oh come on nat! you cant tell me you're not bored too?" Tony rolled his eyes at the scene playing out in front of him while nat just pointed at the window, daring him to go on

clint huffed in return before turning his attention to sam, planning a new prank that intrigued the falcon greatly

"alright that's it! I'm headed to the lab" tony announced as he got up from the couch dramatically 

"tony. no. it took me forever to get you out of there" tony ignored bruce and made his way to the elevator, smirking at him while bruce glared at him in return

"tony-" they all stopped what they were doing when they heard tony's phone ring, they watched as he took it out only to put on a confused expression

"wonder why he's calling" he mumbled to himself before making a dramatic announcement to the class 

"everybody better shut up! pirates calling me!"

that was his first mistake, they waited patiently for him to answer it

and when he did...that is when all hell broke loose-

"yo tony! pass the weed will ya man!?" *rhodey*

"damn! put your pants back on stark! that's is fucking nasty!" *sam*

"Bruce! pass me the vodka!" *clint*

"tony! come back to bed! I'm not done!" *steve*

"shit tony! did you just revive Ultron?!" *nat*

they stopped to watch tony's horrified expression 'what the fuck' he literally just mouthed at them, too shocked to say anything as he stared at the ones responsible who were holding innocent smiles

"w-what the-"

"what's going on over there, stark?" fury sighed out and everyone could practically hear him sigh, clearly tired of this shit

he was speechless, and for the first time embarrassed with what the team did as his face was clear proof of how red it is

he silently conveyed them a message with his glare that they knew they were going to be in for a shit ton of trouble when he was done with the call

'you guys are fucking dead when I hang up you bastards!' he furiously mouthed at them, rushing out of the place before they could do anything else

they waited and as soon as Tony was out of earshot they broke out laughing to the point they cant breath

"omg did you see his face!?" sam asked after taking a deep breath only to end up in a laughing mess once again

"you guys are so dead when he's done with that call" bruce said out loud for them to hear while shaking his head, amused with the situation

"come on~ what could he possibly do? it was just a harmless little prank" clint might as well regret asking and saying that

and he did the next day

when they all found their gear in bright colors that would remain for the next whole month

steve's shield was yellow, white, and green

clints bow and arrow were pink

sams wings were purple and green

Rhodey's armor was bright blue and pink

nats widow bites were yellow

and tony locked himself in the lab

mainly to be safe by Natasha as he heard she was out there looking for him while muttering dangerously in Russian

bruce? bruce was having the time of his life watching his teammates suffer for their stupidity

let's just say they will think twice before pranking their fellow genius, if there will ever be a next time