Incorrect Quotes #2

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Jessy, toasting: MC, I feel as if in another universe we would have made a really badass couple.
MC, also toasting: Hear, hear.
Dan at his and Jessy's marriage: *chokes on drink*
Jake: *spits out drink* Now listen here Jessica-

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Richy: I'm going to try to act like a normal, happy and mentally stable person today. Wish me luck!

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MWAF to Hannah sometime during the kidnapping: Do you know what the difference between a Rolls-Royce and a pile of dead bodies is?
Hannah: No. What?
MWAF, grinning: I don't have a Rolls-Royce in my garage.

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MC: I was dropped on my head as a baby...
Lilly: That explains so much!

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