TURD! XD

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Nikota: *singing*
Ooh, you're such a turd,
A big, giant turd,
Cuz you look like a turd,
And you smell like a turd!!! XD

Akane: SHUT IT, KOUHAI!!!

Tsumugu: I was not informed of this. -.-

Yuki: Yeah, you were never informed that your girlfriend was a weirdo. But we were. XP

Nikota: G-G-GIRLFRIEND?!?! >\\\<

Tsumugu: Shush.

Sora: Everyone shush! The new member of the dare gang is here! Welcome our good friend, RoyalRanger17, also known as Ren!

Ren: Hey everyone! *waves*

Yuki: *runs in the room* ENOUGH WITH THAT, ON WITH THE DARES!!!! *waves arms around*

Sora: Don't be rude, Yuki! She is your friend too!

Yuki: *sarcastic* Sorry.

Nikota: Alright, lemme read this dare... from Ren!

Ren: Yaaaay. *claps*

I dare Yukio to eat a symmetrical turd in front of Death the Kid from Soul Eater!!!

Ren: *snickers* I remember writing that, hehe.

Sora: She's so weird.... =_="

Yukio: *cocks head* What's a turd?

Nikota: *grits teeth* You're 17, yet you don't know... Whatever. *snaps fingers and Death the Kid appears along with a symmetrical turd on the floor*

Death the Kid: Wha? Where am I?

Yuki: OMG! HIIIII DEATH THE KID!!!

DTK: *flinches* Uh, hi? *looks down at the turd* Oh my gosh! It's so sym-

Yukio: *picks up the turd and eats it* Eewie, this tastes weird...

DTK: *falls to his knees* NOOOO!!!! HOW COULD HE EAT SOMETHING SO SYMMETRICAL?!?!?!?!

Everyone else: *gags* I'm gonna puke....

Nikota: *tries to keep down vomit* O-Okay, bye D.K... *snaps fingers and DTK disappears*

Sora: I feel so bad for him...

Akane: For who? Yukio?

Sora: No, for Kid.. I bet he's crying over the symmetrical turd's disgusting death.

Yukio: *throws up in the sink* SOMEONE PWEASE TELL ME WHUT A TURD IS!!!

Nikota: Fine, turds are actually shit, and shit is poop.

Yukio: *vomits more in the sink* EEEEWWWW I ATE POOOOO!!!!!!

Ren: *sweatdrops* Hehe.. Sorry Yukio. *scratches back of neck* I just thought it was funny...

Yuki: *pats Ren's back* It's okay... I guess.

*****Please stand by as we recover from the disgusting dare******

Nikota: Okay, we're back! Next dare!

Ren: Oh, this dare I made is perfect timing!

I dare Yukio to not eat or touch candy.

Yukio: *points at his head* But what about-

Yuki: It's fine, those don't count, just don't touch candy with your hands and legs and feet and blah blah blah...

Yukio: I guess that's okay, I know I like candy, but I'm not in the mood for eating... *clutches stomach*

Akane: Yah! From dat "turd".

Sora: Eh. More dare time.

Have Ren run around the room while saying "I LOVES DA TURD!"

Ren: You've got to be ki-

Nikota: TO LATE! *pushes Ren*

Ren: Fiiine. I LOVES DA TURD! I LOVES DA TURD! *runs all around the room*

Everyone except Ren: OMAGERD! TOO FUNNY! *on the floor laughing their heads off*

Ren: I LOVES DA TURD! *then stops running* Done?

Nikota: Yah.

Akane: Okay, next dare.

Someone cook a pig. :3

Yuki: DONT U DARE!

Yukio: It is a dare. Sorry.

Akane: *hands a pig to Sora*

Sora: *grabs the pig, but drops it* It's so heavy and why do I have to cook it?

Nikota: Cause you are the best cook here! Now let me carry that pig for you.

Sora: Fine!

Yuki: STAHP! ITS JUST AN INNOCENT PIG!!>^<

Akane, Tsu, Yukio: *holds her down*

Yuki: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

2 hours later~

Sora: Okay done!

Everyone except Yuki: *drools*

Everyone: Let's eat!

Sora: Don't feel bad. I got corn!

Yuki: hmm. Fine. *eats da corn*

Nikota: Thanks for reading this chapter! Hope you enjoy!

Sora: Also comment any dares in the designated area. *whispers* dare Akane. She haven't been dared a lot.

Everyone: BYE!

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