What...if? ( Pilkey Edition )

Episode 4: What if, Melvin and Other Sophie were shot by the Blisskrieg 2000?

Episode 4: What if, Melvin and Other Sophie were shot by the Blisskrieg 2000 instead of Jessica in TETOCU S1E4?

-in Jerome Hortwiz Elementary School...-

Melvin was nervous about pointing an untested experimental weapon at his potential soulmate, Erica. So he pointed it at Jessica instead.

Jessica: *Laughing when she said Other Sophie's new hair was HARarious ( they cut half of her hair ) until Sophie one and Other Sophie saw Melvin with the Blisskrieg 2000 and they ran*

Melvin: Jessica, how would you like to be in scientific history?

Jessica: making my har look more bounce and more shine?

Melvin: *Pulls down his Blisskrieg* Highly unlikely. *Shoots the Blisskrieg 2000, but unlike the original timeline, Jessica reacted fast this time*

Jessica: What a rip-off! *Picks up a mirror Other Sophie had from the ground and uses it to reflect the laser going towards her and make go in the opposite direction*

Melvin: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN- *Melvin gets smacked to the wall and gets trash all over himself. And Jessica runs. However, Melvin got back up and was FURIOUS!*

Melvin: SO THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE, HUH? *Tries to shoot the Blisskrieg at them, but it doesn't work because the Blisskrieg wasn't plunged into something, thus no effect* OH COME ON! *Plugs the invention into something, little did he know that he linked the machine with the security cameras*

Melvin: take THIS! *Shoots the machine, but this time the laser was red instead of yellow. It missed Jessica but shot Other Sophie and she got in the trash!*

Jessica: eh, who cares about her anyway?  *However, all the security footage showed Jessica trashing Other Sophie. And with all the effects, she became RAGEFUL. And looked to DESTROY Jessica as an act of Vengeance. The trash replaced the cut part of her air, and the ray made her fly, alongside her getting some powers*

Sophie one: *Sees Other Sophie flying* J-Jessica-

Jessica: Rule 69: Sophies can't talk!- *Sees Other Sophie* WHAT THE?!

Sophie one: I HAVE BEEN HUMILIATED FOR YEARS! BECAUSE OF YOU! I WAS A SHADOW NOTHING OF DUST BECAUSE OF YOU! AFTER ALL THESE PAINFUL YEARS...I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE!

Melvin: *Sees this* W-W-W-W-WHAT?! WHAT THE?! FIRST I GOT SHOT BY IT, AND NOW THIS? H-HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? *Takes his asthma inhaler and breathes, when suddenly* HAHAHA HAHA, HAHAHAHA- *Slaps himself* Why did I randomly laugh? not a problem, I NEED TO RUNNNN! *Runs, while laughing uncontrollably and slapping himself*

Jessica: Sophie one, we will run from this HARrific DISGUSTING create known as Other Sophie- *Notices she already ran away without* HAY! ( ' Har ' version of HEY! )

Other Sophie: I AM NO LONGER OTHER SOPHIE...I AM SHAMVIARIRA!

Jessica: awful name. Awful as you. *Checks her nails*

Shamviaria: who ASKED?! *Electrocues her with lighting powers, but she gets up and runs in a hurry*

Jessica: SHE'S MORE SOCIOHARTHIC THEN I THOUGHT! *Goes to the gym*