DOOM AWAITS ( Invader Zim x Destroy all Humans crossover / Male reader insert)

Chapter 18: Attack of the 50-Foot President!

Silhouette walks casually through the destroyed parts of Capitol City.
With his hands behind his back like everything is completely under control.

But in reality...

It couldn't be further from the truth.

Their defenses, the gigantic weaponized Tesla Coils, were destroyed by the Alien Invaders.
If their attack would have happened a little later, the Defense System of the City would have made any kind of landing or attack Impossible.

But now their are defenseless.

The U.S Army is crippled.

Majestic scratches together their last resources.

And Dib was also not really a big help.

Well to be honest, what do you await from someone who nearly got blasted to kingdom come by an Alien Fighting Machine... TWICE!! It was pure luck that he survived for a second time.

Dib was trying to tell Majestic that their strategy was completely... what's the word... ah yes, retarded.

D: "Silhouette!! We need to rethink our strategy be-"

S: "Mr. Membrane. I am very well aware of our situation, thank you very much."

The head of Majestic turns around to face the big headed nerd.

S: "And i have decided that the newest weapon against our little green friends should now be used. Thanks to you we have access to the prototype weapons of Membrane Labs. And we will have our victory because of that today."

Dib looks around, around the burning, smoking ruins of a former Capitol of a City before he turns towards Silhouette again.

D: "Uhh, no offense. But a destroyed nation isn't really a victory."

S: "Have you forgotten what we try to achive here? A new American century. And out of the ashes of an destroyed nation shall rise a new one."

Dib was confused. Is there really a human being who's more of an weirdo than him?

D: "Say what now?"

S: "Mr. Membrane, wait for me at the Capitol. I need to make a call."

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(Y/N) was vibing inside his Saucer, legs on his control console, arms behind his head. He was currently flying a few feet above the Black Sea minding his own business... and also trying to find something new to blow up.

His Communicator suddenly turned on as someone tried to contact him.

(Y/N): "Hm?"

Russian Ship: "Unidentified Aircraft. This is Russian Warship, "Moscow". You have entered Russian territory and Airspace without permission. Turn around or we will open fire! Do you copy?!"

(Y/N) casually put his feet off the console and turned on his targeting computer and locked on the Russian Warship.

(Y/N): "Hmm... should i tell them to go fuck themselfs? Just to be sure?"

(Y/N) opened a channel to the Russian Warship.

(Y/N): "Hey, Russian Warship!! Go fuck yourself!!"

(Y/N) fired his Death Ray at the Russian Ship. The laser burned itself through the Ship until it reaches the Ammo deposit and then blew it into a thousand tiny pieces.