((Shreks perspective)) I woke up at 6:69 with eye booger's everywhere. Today is my first day of high school so I have to look my best! I got up,got ready and left in my little tikes car by 9. This is what Shrek is wearing:
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I knew I was gonna attract boys, I just knew it. ———————————————————————— (At school) (James perspective)
I was in class, just and ordinary day I thought. Then, late into class, a ogre walks in, dressed like a kiwi, he's so hot and I wanna eat him up. I especially loved his 2 strands of extensions sticking out of his suite. It was classy but VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HOT.
