For centuries, I've ruled my kingdom with an iron fist. I've enjoyed torturing souls and demons for the fun of it. I'm the feared and cunning ruler of the underworld. I'm Satan, King of hell.
I've ruled alone for years and yearned to share my thron...
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Whitney
I can't believe he took you to Balzac's! How was your date? What's he like?
*rubs neck*
Lina
He...he's fantastic. The date was highly monumental. He and I have a lot in common. We're both compassionate about the arts, music, and theatre. He even took me to see the cherry blossoms at Central Park; they were flawless. I have to say, that date was spectacular.
*Whitney awws*
Whitney
I'm happy you had a wonderful time. Did you two kiss?
We didn't, but I kissed him on the cheek after he dropped me off.
*Whitney gawks*
He must have melted after you kissed his cheek. Are you going out with him again?
Yes, this Friday night. He said it was a surprise.
Whitney *waves her hands in the air*
Yay! my girl is going on her second date. I hope he's a better upgrade than your lame ex-husband.
*Lina rubs her arm nervously*
Why are you nervous? Did something happen on your date? asked Whitney
"Well, I saw Michael at the restaurant...and he wasn't alone," I exclaimed
*Whitney glare*
Tell me what happened!
*inhales and exhales*
I was having fun with Lucifer, and well...Michael walked in with...*breathes*
With... the pregnant tramp that he cheated on me.
*Whitney furious*
THAT SON OF A B*TCH! What else happened?!
Lina
"I'm not sure. I ran out, and Lucifer followed after me. We got into his car, and we drove away. All I remember is hearing Michael calling my name."
Whitney
I'm sorry, boo; at least he didn't ruin your date. I hope you never see that piece of sh*t again.
Lina
Don't worry; I changed my phone number again. Also, he doesn't know where I live, so I'm good.
