Hernia: A Harry Styles FanFic

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now, eluner wuz maud az ever. shee wunted hurruh 2 die unce & fur ahl. shee wunted him ruined. shee decided 2 make a trapp dorh rihgt utside uf hiz dorh. "ur gunnah pai 4 diz louiz tomlizon!!!" eluner screeched. "i hupe u burn!!!" eluner wuz mawd aht dat chermender 4 neit killih de luvli coople. shi wuz just jelus doe. louiz and hurruh and chermender wuz veri happi in deir manzion. buht den 1 day dey goht in2 a fieght. hurruh wunted ahn alpaca buht louiz wuz ellurjic to alpacas. he cuhlled dem rohdents and stoopid. dis mahde hurruh mahd. eluner wuz desguized ahs a trash cahn utside. she wuz happi and screeching "im duh reel slim shady!!11!1!1" becuz dat wuz hir war cri. shi had puht a bamb in2 de trash cahn soz de nehxt time dat louiz tock uht deh trash he wuld faint end eluner wuould cahtch hem wifth a master ball soh he culdent escape uhntil dey goht 2 hir evilll lair. eluner hahd hir plan liad ouht, ahnd it culdnt feil!!!