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Random Genderbender #2

✨Because a one-shot wasn't enough ✨

(I don't own the picture!)

This is NOT a continuation of the last genderbender.

Alsooo, Happy Easter Eve!!!!

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{Sasori}

You were walking alongside the angry redhead with a smile. "I told you not to do that, brat. Why don't you ever listen to me?" He grumbled. Sasori was almost stomping angrily like kids do when they throw temper tantrums. 

You shrugged, "Well, it wasn't that big of a deal, Sasori!" You said with a grin, and putting your hands behind your head. 

"Wasn't that big of a deal, huh?" 

"Nope."

"So, you wouldn't mind if I asked Deidara to come with me to the festival?"

"Okay, settle down. The only difference is that Tobi is literally a huge child, you idiot."

Sasori stopped walking, and crossed his arms. "There is no difference, and you're the idiot." He replied. You raised an eyebrow at the redhead and wondered just why was he being that way? "Sasori, I already said it wasn't a big deal." You stated, and were met with a scoff. 

You smirked at the redhead, and in a split second, you had him pinned to a nearby tree. "You're jealous of Tobi?" You asked. Sasori looked away in annoyance.

"No, I'm not jealous of him. I'm mad because you didn't bother asking me" he mumbled, then looked back at your face. Your eyes widened, 

"Oh, I didn't think you'd want to go" you replied, feeling guilty. 

"Well there you go, now can you back away from me, brat?" 

"Sasori, I'm sorry.. Please let me make it up for you!" 

"Why should I—" Sasori tried to say before you pressed your lips against his. Sasori was taken back but reciprocated the kiss.

"F-Fine, you idiot, I accept your apology."

{Deidara}

You always liked the blonde haired, blue eyed man. The way he would ramble about his artistic preference, the way he was always sarcastic and funny. Those subtle "hm"s at the end of what he was saying. 

So you didn't like Deidara, more like you fell hard for him almost giving yourself a concussion.

Today was gonna be a great day since you were paired with Deidara for a mission and you couldn't help but feel excited. You were waiting for him at the exit of the hideout.  'Maybe I'll tell him how I feel today...' you thought with a smile.

 "What are you smiling about? Hm?" 

"Oh!— Nothing, just remembering the time we pushed Tobi off that building"

Deidara laughed, "We should do that again"

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You felt the cold night breeze, everything seemed so romantic. It would take a few hours to get to the location so there was some time to kill.

"Hey, (Y/n), don't you have someone you like?" Deidara suddenly asked, which made you go into full-blown panic.

"Of course, she's a beauty!" You blurted out randomly, 'Why did I say that?' You immediately thought. Deidara looked away for a second, then turned to you. "Really? How does she look like? Hm?" 

'Fuck.'

"Well, she has blonde hair, and beautiful blue eyes... a nice ass" you started, then remembered you were trying to describe a woman. "— and a huge rack."