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Annoying them

A/N: A chapter inspired by Ebichu the hamster! ✨

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{Sasori} 

Being Sasori's maid was interesting, the man would build puppets and you would assist him when he needs help. Sometimes Sasori would be grumpy but at special times, Sasori would treat you nicely..

"I'm back" Sasori called out as he entered his room. "Master! Since you're tired, let me show you something!" You exclaimed, holding your hands behind your back shyly.

"Ah. Sure.."

You grinned behind your mask, "So what did you want to show me?" Sasori asked, sitting cross-legged infront of you. "I'll do my impression of Master" you said with a giggle. The red head just raised his eyebrow at the statement. 

"I'm Sasori no Danna, I have no emotions because emotions are stupid" 

"Oh I don't like laughing, laughing is for the weak" 

"Brat, Slave, Stupid. I'm a grumpy puppet. Bleh" 

"Just like that!" You said, clasping your hands together. Sasori had a huge angry irk mark on his head "Ha Ha Ha.." Sasori fake laughed in anger, clenching his fist. 

• • • 

PUNCH. 

{Deidara} 

Being Deidara's maid was okay, it wasn't bad but it wasn't a picnic either. The blondie would just make clay sculptures, claiming that his art was the best. You would usually sit on his bed as he made his art. Deidara would often be kind towards you but whenever he was in a bad mood, he would usually take his anger out..

 * Small Flashback * 

"Master! That blonde girl looks like you!" You yelled at the him, pointing at the girl. 

PUNCH. 

* End of Flashback *

You were currently sitting next to Deidara as he was making a clay flower. Reaching out to the flower, Deidara swatted your hand away, "Don't touch it (f/n)" Deidara mumbled, fixing the petals. Pouting, you crossed your arms 'Why can't I ever touch the clay?' You thought, seeing as the blondie left the flower on his desk. 'Hmpth..' 

You poked the flower, accidentally breaking one of the petals off.

BOOM. 

"IDIOT! UN"

{Tobi} 

(Sorry but there's NO way to annoy Tobi..😂🔥)

{Kisame} 

Being Kisame's maid wasn't bad at all! He treated you with kidness despite his mean looks.. You actually enjoyed having Kisame as your Master. 

You ran down the hallways of the base  "Oh my Kami! Oh my Kami! Oh my Kami!" You yelled, earning looks from the other members. You were crying rivers out of your mask, "Oh my Kami! Oh my Kami!" You yelled again, and stumbled on Deidara. "Um.. (f/n)? Are you okay?" He tried to ask, judging by the tears flowing out of your mask. "Master is sick! Please help him!" You yelled through tears. 

"Hm? What's wrong with Kisame, un?" He asked, slightly a bit worried. 

"All of the sudden, he laid down and started breathing heavily! Even now he's probably there alone, panting and moving his hand!" You told him as you continued to cry. 

"Erm.. Um.. That's terrible, un.." Deidara stated, scratching the back of his head.

There you were standing infront of Kisame, who was clearly annoyed and embarrassed, "Deidara told me that you told him what I was doing.." Kisame said,  blushing lightly. "Uwah! I thought Master was sick and I wanted to find him help.." You said truthfully, completely oblivious to the thought of him handling himself...