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Misunderstandings

{Sasori}

You were trying to reach the top shelf but unfortunately, your height didn't approve. "Gah!" You yelled in frustration, leaning on the counter infront of the cabinet.

"What's wrong, (y/n) hm?" Deidara asked, looking at you. "I can't reach the top shelf" you mumbled with a pout. "It's okay, I'll help you. Hm" Deidara shrugged, walking over to you and reaching over.

You were still leaning on cabinet as Deidara reached for the box, not forgetting to invade your space with his chest. While the blonde was reaching, he lost his footing and almost fell onto you, trapping you in between his arms and the counter.

"What the hell is this?" A certain pissed red headed man hissed, walking over to Deidara. "Oh, I was--" Deidara tried to explain when Sasori punched him square in the jaw. "Oh my kami! Sasori! Why would you do that?" You asked in confusion, Sasori's brown eyes glared at you. "Why would you kiss Deidara?" He hissed, clenching his fists. 

"Kiss.. Deidara?" You asked, tilting your head but realizing that the red head misunderstood. "Sasori, you've got it wrong.. Deidara was reaching for that box of cookies when he lost his footing" you explained with a mushroom sigh and an big sweatdrop. Sasori felt kinda embarrassed, his pale cheeks turned a slight pink. 

You wrapped your arms around his neck, "Why would you ask that brat for help, he's short" 

• • • 

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH DANNA.UN" 

{Deidara}

You were extremely bored so you decided to pester Sasori since you couldn't find Deidara.

"(Y/n).. Go away"

"But Danna, I'm very bored" 

"Well can you make yourself useful and pass me the tool box" he said, not looking back at you. When you grabbed the tool box, it opened and the tools fell out. "Ah! I'm sorry, Danna!" You exclaimed, picking up the tools. Sasori rolled his eyes as he walked towards the fallen tools and began to pick them up.

As you took another step, you failed to notice box where the tools were causing you to trip and fall on the red head. Sasori's eyes were blank but filled with annoyance, his hands were placed on your waist during the fall.

"Sasori, my man! I--" Deidara walked in, to see you both on the floor. "What is this?! Hm!" The blonde yelled in anger, walking towards you and ripping you away from Sasori, who sat up. The angry bomber was about to hit Sasori. "D-Deidara! You're misundertanding the situation! I tripped and fell on Danna" You yelled frantically causing the blonde to blush in embarssment. 

Deidara rubbed the back of his head. "Baka" you mumbled, with a sweatdrop. The blonde kissed your lips softly, "I'm sorry , un.." he mumbled

"Can you idiots get out of my room?!" 

{Tobi} 

You were spending a lot of time in Zetsu's garden and Tobi was beginning to grow a bit jealous. He walked down the hallway in hopes of meeting you in your room. He looked inside the room, finding it empty.

He sighed and walked towards Zetsu's room/garden. 'why is she spending a lot of time here?' He thought, rubbing the back of his neck. He opened the door and the sight that he saw made his blood boil in anger.

You were on the floor with Zetsu trapping you down to the ground. Both his arms on either side of your head. "What... is the meaning of this?" Tobi growled, walking towards you. He quickly grabbed and pushed Zetsu away. You looked at his anger filled eyehole- glare as he pulled you to your feet, "I was holding Zetsu's ladder while he picked some apples" you explained "But Zetsu lost his footing and fell on me" you added.