Akatsuki Truth or Dare

Sasori

"So ____-chan...Truth or Dare, hm?"

You stared at the blonde in front of you, your face impassive.

Why had you let Tobi drag you into this?

Surely you had better things to do than play childish games?

Truth or Dare. A game played by fools who couldn't think of a better way to waste their time.

Your eyes scanned the faces that sat in a circle around you.

Deidara, Tobi, Kisame and Hidan.

You let out an almost inaudible sigh. Definitely fools. Of course they expected you to pick truth; being one of the most composed and sensible members of the Akatsuki meant it was highly unlikely you would do anything else. However, perhaps today would be different. Spontaneous. You smirked internally.

"...Dare." You murmured.

The four other members stared at you for a moment in shock and then devious grins graced their lips.

"Well, ____, since you're feeling brave today, how about a special dare, un?" Asked Deidara, still smirking menacingly.

You blinked. "Go on..."

"I dare you to..." he paused for a moment, considering his options carefully. He would only have one chance at this, so he had to make it good. Yes, he had to make this count. Well, you were always calm and serene, so...why not make you do something embarrassing? Something that would ruffle your feathers a bit...

Hidan leant over and whispered something to the blonde. Tobi giggled childishly, and Kisame nodded, obviously impressed with whatever idea the Jashinist had come up with. You narrowed your eyes.

Deidara grinned like a maniac.

"____, I dare you to...seduce Sasori, hm!"

Hidan immediately burst out laughing, and fell back on the floor. You glared at him.

"Oh, this is gonna be f***ing hilarious!" He wheezed, almost unable to breathe, "You've got to kiss the f***ing puppet! Be careful or you'll get a splinter!"

By now Deidara was also sniggering and Tobi was giggling so hysterically, you thought he was going to pass out from lack of oxygen. Heck, even the shark was laughing at you.

Without a word, you stood up and walked out of the room. You may be many things, but a coward you were not. Perhaps they would shut up if you actually DID the dare. You smirked. That would wipe those stupid grins off their faces. Besides, you got on well with the scorpion and you could easily explain the whole situation later, right? But no matter how much you tried to reassure yourself of this, you couldn't help feeling a little nervous yet...excited at the same time. It was a strange feeling, and though on the outside you remained calm, on the inside you were beginning to panic a little...

As soon as you had left the room, the guys had stopped laughing.

"Is she actually gonna do it?" Asked Hidan, standing up and watching your figure retreat down the hallway towards Sasori's room.

"Who knows, hm?"

"Tobi will follow her!" Sang the orange masked ninja, skipping after you, closely followed by the others.

"Tobi! Stop skipping you little sh**! You'll give us away, hm!"

"Sorry Senpai!"

"Shut the f*** up, there she is!"

The four of them peered around a corner to see you standing outside Sasori's room, just staring at the door.

You took a deep breath. This could be easy...right? He was a guy after all, so it should work...