Akatsuki Truth or Dare

Itachi

You took a deep breath, savouring the cool night air.

As far as you were concerned, this was the only benefit of being in Akatsuki. Everyone couldn't care less about you, so you had a lot of time to yourself. Just the way you liked it. But there was one member who always seemed to interru-

"____-chan!"

You sighed. Of course.

You turned to orange-masked ninja. "What now Tobi?" You asked, not even bothering to try and hide the tiredness in your voice. You had just returned from a mission and you wanted to relax.

"Aaaaawwww! Don't be like that ____-chan!" He whined, bouncing around you like a hyper rabbit, "We're going to play Truth or Dare, do you wanna come and join-"

"No, thank you."

"But it's gonna be fun and-"

"No."

"PLEASE! I JUST-"

"No. Tobi. Please, leave me alone." You turned and walked outside the hideout, desperate for some peace and quiet. Tobi folded his arms like a spoilt child.

"Fine! But you'll regret it, ____-chan!" He called after you.

You shook your head. "I'll live..." You murmured.

~Inside the hideout~

"Well? Is she gonna f***ing play or not?" Spat Hidan.

Tobi sighed and sat down between Deidara and Itachi. "No...____-chan isn't playing..." He whispered, sounding forlorn.

"Whatever, let's just do this sh**. Who's going first?"

Deidara pointed to Itachi. "Let him go first. He thinks he's so great, un. Let's see how he handles this, hm. So, Truth or Dare Itachi?"

The blonde smirked. Finally, a chance to humiliate the stoic Uchiha.

"...Truth."

"Dare it is, hm!" Grinned Deidara triumphantly.

Itachi gave him a bored look. His scarlet eyes shimmered slightly and from the right angle it could've looked like he was glaring at the bomber. But with Itachi, no one could ever tell for sure...

Deidara narrowed his eyes, searching for the ultimate dare to bestow upon the weasel. It had to be something embarrassing. Something absolutely outrageous and so awesome no one else could ever think of it. In fact, it had to be so great that only the best, most intelligent ninja could ever think it up-

"Senpai! Tobi has an idea!" Squealed Tobi, lunging across the circle towards the blonde, arms outstretched.

"Get off me you little sh**, un!" Yelled Deidara, pushing the hyper ninja away from him.

"But listen to Tobi's idea! Tobi thinks that..." He trailed off and whispered the rest to his senpai. When he had finished, he fell back giggling like a little girl. Deidara glared at him. As much as he wanted to dismiss his idea, it was admittedly...Brilliant.

He turned to Itachi and smirked wickedly. "I dare you to spy on ____-chan, hm." Then his voice dropped to a whisper and he added:

"While she is bathing in the lake outside the hideout, un."

"That ain't f***ing fair!" Howled Hidan, standing up and knocking over a chair in the process, "How come he gets to spy on a hot chick?!"

Itachi flinched slightly. Not because of Hidan's loud objection, but because of the dare itself. Spy on ____? When she was...He instantly pushed the thought aside. That would be completely inappropriate.