Akatsuki Truth or Dare

Deidara

"...Truth or Dare?" asked Sasori.

His large chocolate eyes gave the impression they were stealing your soul. You looked away, unable to hold his gaze. Geez, he could be creepy sometimes, and even after all these years of working with him you still weren't used to it.

You brushed it off and turned to the group, grinning wildly.

Normally you would be against any idea thought up by Tobi, but Truth or Dare sounded fun. After all, the day was painfully slow and you needed entertainment. In fact, everyone did and that was the only reason they agreed to play.

"I choose...Double dare! If I'm going down, I'm taking one of you with me!" And just for emphasis, you added a fist pump at the end.

The scorpion blinked. He never understood how you could be so loud and enthusiastic. Especially about such childish games. He sighed.

"Very well, ____, I-"                                                                                                                                  

But before he could tell you what he had planned, a certain blonde leaned across and whispered something to him. You craned forward; trying to hear what was being said, but couldn't make anything out.

The blonde returned to his seat, smirking, as if waiting patiently for something.

Sasori stared at his partner for a moment, and then nodded.

After all, he had promised...

~Earlier~

Sasori focused on the masterpiece in front of him, trying desperately to block out his partner who was busy complaining about something. He didn't know what. Neither did he care. The brat was always complaining about something. That was all he ever seemed to do...

The scorpion closed his eyes in irritation.

He had listened to Deidara's voice all morning.

He hated listening to him and his ridiculous views of art even for a moment, so this was torture.

But...He didn't seem to be talking about art this time...

Eventually curiosity got the better of him and Sasori finally tuned in to what the blonde was saying.

"I need you to help me, hm!" He whined, "Tobi is going to play Truth or Dare later, and that's my only chance, but I need your help Danna, un!"

"Help with what, brat?"

Deidara sat up, surprised his Danna had actually answered. He had been trying to get his attention for the whole morning.

"____, un."

"What about her?"

"I need to get her attention, yeah! And I know you will be forced to ask the question so..." He trailed off, staring at the floor with embarrassment.

Sasori sighed. "Let me guess; you want me to put her in a situation where she will have no option but to do something dangerous or embarrassing...With you."

Deidara nodded awkwardly.

Sasori looked up from his work. "If I promise to do this, will you leave me alone?"

"Yes, hm."

"Then I agree. Now leave."

The bomber nodded and left the room, excited for what was to come...

~Present~

Sasori turned to you again.

"____...I dare you and Deidara to..." he paused, thinking for a moment. Then he smirked. The blonde wanted an embarrassing situation, then an embarrassing situation he shall get.

"...Feed each other..." 

You gave him a confused look. "That doesn't sound so bad..."

"...With your mouth."

A few of the Akatsuki members let out cries of 'Ooohhh's and 'Aaahhh's, with Hidan whistling in the rudest way imaginable. Sasori leaned back slightly, quite pleased with his Dare. Maybe, just this once, he would enjoy a child's game...

Deidara grinned inwardly. "I'm alright with that, hm." He said, trying to sound casual. This was gonna be good. All he had to do was not make a fool out of himself, and play it smooth...

Meanwhile, you sat frozen, a light blush spreading across your cheeks. Feed Deidara? W-with your mouth? Your blush intensified just thinking about it. "B-but what would I f-feed him?" You asked, trying your best to avoid the situation.

"How about these, ____-chan!" Squealed Tobi, holding up a bowl of cookies that he had somehow stolen from somewhere.

You glared at him. Trust that moron to doom you.

"Just f***ing do it!" Scoffed Hidan, from the corner of the room.

You sighed in defeat and picked up one of the cookies, hesitantly placing it in your mouth and crawling over to Deidara, who sat grinning smugly opposite you. As he saw you come over to him he began to get excited and he could feel the heat rising to his face, not that he cared what he looked like.

You sat in front of the bomber, still holding the cookie in your mouth, and leant forward slowly. Deidara smirked and took it in his mouth, being sure to brush your lips as he did so. You instantly pulled back, blushing madly. You watched with wide eyes as Deidara devoured the cookie in the slowest way possible, whilst trying to look sexy.

"Now you, brat." Said Sasori, gesturing to the bowl of cookies.

The blonde nodded, smirking and licking his lips.

Your eyes widened even more, but you knew there was nothing you could do. He picked up another cookie, and knelt in front of you, holding it outside your mouth.

You opened your mouth to take it, but he jerked his head away at the last second and your mouth closed on air. You gave Deidara a 'What the heck gives?' look. He just grinned.

"Eye Agan, hm." He whispered, his words distorted by the cookie he was holding in his mouth.

You frowned slightly and leaned forward, trying to get the sugary treat, but each time he held it out of your reach. Eventually though, he got bored of teasing you. After all, teasing is all well and good for a while, but eventually you want the true prize...

'Time step it up a notch, yeah'. He thought, holding the cookie high above you. As he predicted, you lunged for it, capturing it in your mouth and...getting caught off balance. You fell forward, on top of the blonde.

You stared at him, completely mortified. Deidara raised an eyebrow, amused. He reached up and gently removed the cookie from your mouth and tossing it carelessly to the side, before kissing you roughly.

The Akatsuki members let out gasps and whistles, applauding the scene before them.

Your eyes widened and you let out a muffled cry. He persisted, kissing you slowly but with determination.

Eventually, your eyes fluttered shut and you joined in.

Deidara smiled against your lips and picked you up bridal style, walking out of the room.

'Result, hm!' He thought, still kissing you.

He paused in the doorway and temporarily broke the kiss. He smirked, turning to the other Akatsuki members in the room. "Carry on without us, hm. We...have something to attend to, un..."

He kissed you again, and walked towards his own room.

Perhaps they should play these games more often...